#sackreligion

[radioconstructed]

@autokrates said: #oh your outfit rules

⌖ Why, THANK YOU, dear!

@sackreligion said: #📻 HELL O!!!!!

⌖ HEL-LO YOURSELF! H-HA!

[concubuck]

📻 DON'T try to PASS! THE! BUCK! HHA!

📻 WE ALL know about your "WORK"...!

📻 WHY, IT'S Ï̵̡̡̜̣͎̹̪̲̥͉̲̗̯̪̒̓̊̏̒̊̀̍͗̓̕Ņ̴̛̝̗̝̻̲͔̠̱͉͇̺̯̼̟̗̦̗͇̯̮̲̦͚̄̄̾̎͒̇̔̋͊͋̇̓̈̓̐̓̀̈́̕͘̕͝͝͝ͅT̵̛͇͕̾̋͐̃̑͑̒͗́̀̑̇̑̈́̋͑͊̊̔͒̔͑̊̄̋͑͛̕͘͝Ë̸̡̢̞̤̩̮͎̰̝̥̠̽͆̍̎͆͋̍͆͐̉̄̇̎̂́̈́̑͂͂̄̂̀͝͠͝Ñ̸̢̧̮͔̲̲͙͉͖̤̯̜͖͈̰͖͍̞͕̻̩̗̰̹̯̞͉̟̫͑̊̅̐͂̽͐̉͐̍̊̀̍̾̌͗̋͒͆͛̽̃̅͌̐̄̔̒͗͌̚͝͝Ṯ̷̢̢̡̛̠̜̟̖̱̟͔̣̎̀̔̊̈͝͝ͅI̴̢̛͓̜͕͎̟͚̳̺̩̰͗͐̐͛͑̏̉̄̃̾̈́̍̿̈́̔̓͆́̇͌̑͂͘͝͝Ơ̸̡̢̢̢̢̡̛̦̟͇͖̮̜̱̳̬̯̭̬̦̖̤͔̖̳̞̰̺̠̟̩͖͔͚͐̈́̉͐̔̓̿̀̅̈̈́̊̈́̉̔̅̇̂̉̋̆͝͝͝͠N̵̼̝̥̖̩̘̦̰̰̬͕͚̘̜̱̫̄̈͆̓͛̒̉̇̊̾̾͑̉̏̊̎͐̈́͛̕͠͠A̷̢̡͖̫̲̭̟̞͇̩̥͔̼̖̩͎̘͖͎̰͓̼̣͉͈͔̘̙͔̞͕̝̟͛̉͒͛̐̊̇̎̀͋̌͋͘͝͝ͅͅḺ̴̡̧̧̨̧̦̤̺̯̣͙̲͇͚͓̣̲͖͔͖̪̤̦̝̭͇̜̘͖̟̩̖̣́͒͛̄̄͊̓͋̿͗̄ͅͅL̷̡̢̨̻̼̬͎̠̯̠͔̤̖͓͔̻̘͉͍͙̙̳̗̱̼͌͐͂̑̈̔͌̿̾̌̂̊̀̂̇͆̈́̀͌̃̾̓͛͛̿̔͆̓̈́͂̚͜͝͝ͅY̸̧̻̲̖̙̰̬̌̈́̂̐̒̃̋̈́̉̔͆̏̎̃́̎́̾̇̌̑͝ ̶̨͈̲̟͎̹̱̘͛̊͌͌́̆͊̏̅͂̽̇̀̍̐̎͗̓̚͝ͅḠ̸̣̹͖̲̉͒̾͋̅̒͒̓̈́͑͋͗͊͒́͛̆͑̄͌̅̈́̋͛̓̂͝Ä̶͙̜̗̼͇̬̺̦͉͔̙̭̰̭̫͙̖͇͎̻̩̥̙̦̗̪́͗͜ͅR̷̨̢̨̛̻̣̱̩̟̬̹̺̘͎̜͓̬̘͚̭͓̥̣͚͙̫̬̲̼̗͖̰͇̳̩̂̈́̀̇̂̋̎̌̀̚B̸̡̢̡̰͕̜͈͓̼͔̗͇͕̦̥͓̝̤̝̝͍̺͙͐̃́̇͋͐̐̆̈͆͑͒́͒͐̍͛͂̎̀͘͜L̴̢̩͔̻̖͓̺̱̠̻̰̠͎̳͈̼̪̣͓̱͕̗̇̈́̅̑̄̎̂͒̔̆̒̍̍͂̍̈́͑͗̽̈́̊̓̅͘̚̚̕̕͝͝E̵̖̖̤̼͉̣̤̤̻͚̯͒͛̀̃͑̍͑͂̌̄̾͑̓̍̚͜͠ͅḐ̴̢̡͙̰͕̦̫̜̗͎̼͉͙̦̥̭͙̖̞̘̩͖̺͖̻̥͋̔̄̈͛͋͜ ̸̙̱̥͖̮̟̖̗̪̙̥̗̲̪̤͈̜́̓̉͂̈́̊͌̍͂͑͋̉̒͊̾̆͋̑͊͂̕͘͘͝͠͝͠M̶̢̡̨̧̡̮̦̗̞̠̙̥̹̺͚͚͖̞̬̪̖̹͙͍̦̖̂̐͑̿̋̈͊͜ͅẸ̵̡͉̫̫͙͙̫̰̳̘̲̜̙̻̖̻̹͇̮̩̱̠́̀̂͂͂̌̽̈́̈͗́̽̇́̇͆̈́͜͜͝S̸̩̘̻̩̣̦̲̖͉͖̤̰͖̟͔̤̗͈̲̺̗͕̝͓̹̉̿̎̓̃̏͗̂̾͒͐͒̇͌̓̒̌̏̎̚̚͠S̸̝̑͌̓ ̷̛̰̱̙͍̦̘͈̠̮̺̥͓͖̼͔̦̔̆̽͊̃̓Ö̷͍̣͓̱͍̩͍͇̹̗̟̹̠̰̖͔̓͛̆͌̓̌͂̿͜ͅF̵̢͉̩̯̹̲͇̣̗͖̻̮͕̼̃̍̾̇͑̈̐̄̂ ̶̗͎͎̈́̎̔̌͗̄̎̿̿͗̊͌̀́̀̌̌͂̒̆̑̍̆̕̚̚͘̕͜͝Ǹ̵̞̝̌̌̈́́͂̒̒͗̂͑́̽́̈́̐̎̈̔̎͂̈́̔́̏͋̆̊̆͝͠͝͝Ȯ̸̢̮͖͚̖̱͍͚̮͇̜̞̬̒̍̑̄̌̽̀͋͂͋̇͌̔̒͋̓̑̆̄̂̄͆̋̊̆͗̄͘͜͝ͅͅŅ̴̡̨̢̨͇̠̝̲̞̯̰̘̙͇̦̙͖̙̜̻̪̜̤̙̩͇͉̋̎͋́͆̆͆͗̆͋̈͐̽̓͒͛͒̃̅̎̑̔̒̍̃̓̂̐̄̅̑͘̕͠S̶̨̡̨̡̖̯̤̩͔̱̹̪̟̬̬̤̣̹̹̙̣͍̯͔̜̟͗̋͛̉̈́̉̓̐̓͋́̍͒́̉̅̈́̇́̋́̃̈̀̆̽͠Ę̸̡͓̻̗̹͔̗̠̣̤̖̮͓̫͉͓͙̬͓͇͈̩̹̋̀̐̓̃̂̽̈́̇̊͋̐̈́̌͛͛̂̍̒̓̈́̆̆̅̓͑̓̈́̕̕̕̕̕͝͝ͅN̴̛͓̩̣̻͔̪̳̼͓͕͈̦͙̙͚̺̗̓͑̾̈́̆̊͒̌̈̄͝ͅͅS̵̢̧̛̻̮͇̘̺̻͖̰̯̤̮͚͉̮̩̫̟͔̖̰͚͇̣̠̲͓̳͇͂̍̓͛̈̈̍͑̀̅̆̄̌̈́̏̒̽͌͐͂͊̾̑̍͑͌͘͝͠͝E̶̟̞̩̩͖͎̻̻͓̠̞̮̘̰̯͇͔̬̞͍̯̔̾͒̈́̓̇́͑̚͜͝͝ͅͅ ̷̗̫̞̙̦̼̞̣̼̲̮͚͙͕̫̠̂̏̽͛̑̿̾̄̓̽̉̈́̋͌͗̎̌̅̌̉̊̑͠͝!!!

This fellow gets it!

[dontasktheradiodemon]

📻 Welcome BACK, DADDY !

❌ To everyone else: before we get inundated in "daddy" asks, I want to make it clear that Alastor specifically told me that @sackreligion has an exception to the daddy ban, on the grounds that Alastor """adopted""" him.

❌ I don't know why he did that, considering that reading this ask made him wheeze like a deflating tire.

[furby-organist]

@hiss-and-vinegar / @sackreligion said: (( rhedd makes eye contact from across the room. He does not have the privileges, but he HAS had a lot of caffeine today

// alexa may be stupid, bottom text, but he's not gonna give caffeinated canideer free neck bite access to him! sorry rhedd, we still 💜 you

[strikingskeletonsiege]

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T EVEN CARE HOW MANY I SCROLL PAST, I LIKE RHEDD’S LI’L RADIO REBLOGS. THEY’RE CUTE

WHY DON’T WE GOT CUTE SEXY NOISE MACHINES THESE DAYS? MINIMALISM IS SO FUCKING BORING I CAN’T WAIT FOR THAT AESTHETIC TO DIE ALREADY

[radioconstructed]

@sackreligion said:  #📻 NO! FREE! FEET! #📻 You are a DELIGHT AS ALWAYS!

⌖ And YOU’RE a delight with the flattery, my friend! <3

@hiss-and-vinegar said:  #HMMM

⌖ What’re you thinking about?

[concubuck]

"WHY THANK YOU what's THIS you've got--" Microphone feedback screech, "OH! HHHA!! No, NO, THANK you, I've at LEAST got to know THE COW before I DRINK THE MILK!" - @sackreligion

"You know, for all we know, it probably didn't even come from a cow. I'd bet you anything it was a bull."

"Funniest-tasting milk I've ever had, at any rate."

[concubuck]

📻 👀

@sackreligion I actually don't know if he's directly had a dirty thought about Rhedd. Rhedd's got a way of like vacuum-sucking the sensuality out of himself by wearing sexy clothing that absorbs the sexiness from his body and leaves none actually inside of him. If he ever noticed that Rhedd does that he'd probably be like "how the f### did he do that? wow"

Besides that he probably occasionally thinks "ooh, new impersonator! I should send Rhedd a copy."