#sad but sad

[soakemforcrutchie]

TRAINWRECK

AMY: What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night.

NIKKI: You never spend the night. What were you, blackout drunk?

AMY: No, I had like two drinks... Three, max... Four, now that I'm tallying.

NIKKI: Cause you're on antibiotics or something?

AMY: Oh my god, he's calling me.

NIKKI: Why would he call? You guys just had sex.

AMY: This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.

AARON: No, I dialed you with my fingers

AMY: He called me on purpose.

NIKKI: Hang up! He's obviously like sick or something.

AARON: I was calling to say I had a really good time last night and was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again.

NIKKI: I'm going to call the police.

[rrassoul]

i really didn’t even mean to pull an all nighter for this assignment. like what am i doing honestly. like my shit looks bomb af and class will be like, “damn Ahmad killed’t it.” but like i could’ve done this earlier and slept like ugh. i gotta get it together.

[ilviaq]

this isn't how i wanted things to end up. this shows that even when i tried my best i still wasn't good enough for you.

[venezolanaencrisis]

even more worrirying , do wizard babies go to kindergarden ? do their parents drop everything after they're born and teach them absolutely everything ? 

[venezolanaencrisis]

tillwedrown replied to your post:tillwedrown replied to your post:someday ill tell...

lol okay and i just saw the post about your sister! i’m glad she’s okay but i really want everything to be safe in your country! :( i keep praying for you guys <3

its happened to her three times ! its so sad but her anger is so funny , we want it too so much , thanks for the prayers !

[venezolanaencrisis]

someday ill tell you all about the worst criminals in Venezuela , how they kidnapped us in our own house and got caught 10 minutes after they left 

[about-hortense]

lesson number

Ho sempre creduto in e mai che, a dimostrazione che l'ingenuità eletta a norma affettiva fa male fa male fa male.