Random Things That Happened Today That I Will Either Rant About Or Forget About Cause Big Sad
Ghostbur gave Tubbo a compass to Tommy.
Tubbo kept it in his hotbar so he can always see it, but Tommy keeps it in his enderchest to keep it safe forever... 10/10 cliny duo.
Dream and Tubbo play a symbolic game of chess and it could be a reference to the future... Tubbo lost... This isn't good-
Dream got fake blue, get scammed Green Boi-
Willbur said... And I quote... "I'm so hungry papa."
Fundy and Tubbo suck at math. (Its 576 boys)
Tubbo: "Your gonna kill me before I die."
Chat starts a war to keep #Thankyoutwittercaptionman as no. 1 on twitter.
"Twending" thank you tubbo. We love you.
Someone said Tubbothy in chat and I wheezed so hard-
How to Sex 2 burned. The population is now rapidly decreasing, we will all die.
Tommy now thinks Tubbo doesn't care about him and probably is happy he's gone. (Might I just cry)
Tommy is starting to see LogstdShire as home.... Is very sad.
Tommy and Lazar are now lava phobic (probably Lazar more then Tommy tbh)
Tommy gazed at lava and said "We're all going to die." (Tommy, please your scaring the little fairies in your head A.K.A Us)
Tommy got scared when Dream joined. Dreams manipulation and abuse is really taking its toll...
Tommy's confidence comes from other people. (Funny, the people of the server's confidence comes from him...)
Green boi is scared of baby zombie on a chicken (WRITE IT DOWN-)
Dream is now being a bit controlling of Tommy now... (Forced him to move his portal and his armor)
Dream's manipulation and degrading is taking place; Tommy said he trusts Dream and sees Dream as a friend. (Stockholm anyone?)
Dream's character has bad eyesight. (Can't see a fucking blue block amongst a bunch of red- I blame the mask >_>)
The Chat: NO SUICIDE IN THIS GOD DAMN HOUSE-
Tommy:*Witnesses a death then stares at Lava*
"🎵I'm a Dream in a boat, I'm not Tubbo but I'm close🎵" *Insert Spin Me Right Round song*
Fizzy drink=Soda a.k.a Florida Man gets confused by British Boy.
C O W J U I C E (.... w h a t....)
Depressed Child Hopes For Death Of Green Man. Is Immediately Disappointed.
"Put the penis in and pray." (WAP!!!)
Tommy: "Health and Safety is important!... right..." *gazes at lava*
Dream: "Its not your time to die Tommy"
Dream said that he needs Tommy alive... for what tho...
Tommy gets paranoid and begs Dream not to break his enderchest.
Philza is Houdini- (or whatever that magician's name is)
Techno is neighbours with small child. Child's anxiety increases while chat continues to pray for a Techno training Tommy Arc.
#CannibalismTommyArc was sadly cancalled. Sorry guys.
Dream twerks on Prime Log. 10/10 simp material right there.
#Dream'sCharacterIsNowAStripper (the wedding makes so much sense now...)
#SingingArc (I fucking need it and I need it N O W)
Dream once again seeks Tommy's joke approval.
Dead Dad Arc (Whoever donated that are... Are you okay?)
Tommy apologized to Lazar... He fucking apologized... WE'RE LOSING HIM!!!!
Lazar's "Farm people's sisters." Is Tommy's equivalent of "Just killed a woman. Feeling good."
Dream oppressing Tommy. Hella sad inside boys.
Tommy: Pogchamp Ranboo: w h y