Cw : Spoilers for phantom tales of the night.
Just finished all of phantom tales of the night. Due to the amount of angst I've been exposed to in the last 48 hours I've decided to writing a nice happy cozy modern day Au where Spider and Butterflie fall in love. Owner will be gender fluid like in cannon (y'all know I'm right). Sasaki and Owner will have a sweet little romance as well. Tousei will be able to grow up like a normal kid. Kudou and Rei get a situationship because Rei has childhood truma needs to work through but eventually they will be happy together. Kaibara and Bone Monk will both get over there crush on Owner eventually and live happy whole lives afterwards. Spider and Kyouko will be sibling because I said so. Youta gets a healthy friendship and that bitch ass Kitsune will be nowhere near any kids. Snow Lass and Mountain Ogre get a happy marriage too. Rin happily lives her life as a married woman with a loving husband.