#saela

[froginatinyhat]

ok so I know Saedii and Tyler have been heavily implied and they’re almost canon but it would be objectively ten times funnier for Saedii’s acceptance/character development to happen with just-

making eye contact with Zila.

and her mind going “oh for spirits SAKE-”

and suddenly Zila has this freakishly tall, hot girl with a penchant for cutting of annoying mens thumbs angrily protecting her bc this is a human but it’s MY human now

bonus points if she has to ask Kal for advice despite thinking she’s ten times more appealing to human females than he is.

[pixelmolten]

Maid March - Day 29: Witch Maid

My Saela will do what she can :’D

[elskudani]

Anyway, did you know I have a horse and she’s an angel? Important content right here.

[sugar-plump-gal]

Could your kobold, hypothetically, eat a dragon or giant?

Absolutely, but only if it's funny! Her limits run on cartoon logic

[sugar-plump-gal]

What’s the largest thing your kobold could eat?

Whatever's funniest in the moment! Her only limit is how badly she wants to eat something vs how badly other people want her to not eat it.

She's banned from target because she keeps trying to swallow the giant red balls out front.

[sugar-plump-gal]

Does SAELA HAVE ENOUGH STOMACH capacity to gulp down those cute butts or is it more she just chomps on them, doesn’t try to swallow, and then works out the rest of her plan depending on the person’s reaction?

She has enough capacity, 100%! Saela is fuckin Stretchy, basically infinite capacity

Also, bold of you to assume she ever had anything even resembling a plan

[sugar-plump-gal]

Aniwsjejwjfjewkdifejeie

NOW IM PICTURING SOMEONE STRUGGLING TO PICK UP SAELA UP AND THEYRE like “god, what the hell have you been eating?”

And she just casually hefts your her gut to show off how lumpy she is and she adorably smiles in that silly kobold way and is like “rocks! Now can we go get some more? I’m still kinda hungry” because that’s silly and also I love when a character is so diverse/weird they can just eat rocks wheirnekfoejheej

YES FUCKING EXACTLY

Saela is tiny but also one of the heaviest gals I have because she'll literally just go outside and start eating gravel because it looks pretty. Any and all neat objects are fair game!! Jewelry, shiny things, cutlery, paint, balloons, especially entrancing butts- She eats first and thinks later!

[sugar-plump-gal]

Get hit by a car? I was thinking more like “oh, Saela could absolutely take getting crushed by someone who’s decently thicker and fatter than her and she’d probably love it” or just, taking full advantage of her durability to do dumb stuff like using her to stop a leak by having her chug it all or dropping her on someone to (blissfully) knock them out or sending her in to take some hip demolishing sex because she’d prolly waddle from all those scenarios just fine!

OH yeah no that too! She's fucking indestructible, it's just a matter of getting past her anxiety and stuff! She's a kobold, she's a natural coward!! Big ladies scare her and not being able to escape from under someone's huge ass is terrifying, but like, just in the 'make her yelp and scamper away' way, not the 'crying because she's just that terrified of a huge ass' way.

She's the sort of critter who can get scared with cucumbers but also distracted with shiny rocks