Delena for the otp thing :)
Who’s the messiest one: Elena. Damon's a total neat freak as we all know, and though I don't think she's like overly messy, she'll put things down and forget about them like all the time, and it drives him insane.
Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: Neither... I don't know, I see them as being pretty comfortable with being publicly affectionate.
Who’s the funniest drunk: Elena. She gets all cocky and "My alcohol tolerance is way up here!" and tells stories about stuff she and Bonnie and Caroline did back in sixth grade, and basically she's adorable.
Who texts the most: Again, Elena. There's always someone from around town texting her because of some reason.
Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Elena says Damon, and Damon says Elena. She listens to all the pop music from like the 90's and 2000's because it's what she grew up on, but he listens to a mix of rock music and classical stuff and other random things. So yeah.
Who reads the most: Damon. He reads a bunch of classic literature and likes to have deep intellectual discussions about it.
Who’s better with kids: Elena is, but kids love Damon. Like...she's really good with seeing what kids require and all of that, but like little girls love Damon and little boys want to be him.
Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Continuing with the neat freak thing, Damon's always fixing things because something being broken just messes with his OCD.
Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Damon drinks bourbon as a hobby, so I have to go with that.
Who cooks and who cleans up: Damon cooks, and they both clean. She's a mess in the kitchen, so he basically has banned her from ever touching the stove again, but they have a system for cleaning everything up and just yeah.