#sagesjohnlocknetwork

[watsonswaltz-blog]

10 more to my next hundred!! <3

[watsonswaltz-blog]

come play cards against humanity with me, consultingjohn and hannaroleplays if that's your kind of thing. look up my username (actualloser) and message me for the passcode c:

[bandomfandombeyond]

Guys, please. If anyone is thinking of commissioning a fic or anything, please contact me! I'm absolutely desperate and no one has so far.

[bandomfandombeyond]

PayPal is the safer, easier way to pay online without revealing your credit card number.

Guys 

I know it seems like I am in trouble a lot.

And I swear to blog I'm not even lying, you can ask rina996 about all of the melodrama that is my life; I could be a fucking soap opera.

I live in a small town, and a person I had thought was a friend has recently made it very clear that if I stay here much longer, I won't like what happens. He has multiple contacts in the community, and as I just moved here, I am very obviously not protected by any associations here. He's a corrections officer and has more people in this town than I can count who would be very willing to make my life miserable.

As it stands, I have no income, still, and no way to get out of town, and I'm frankly a bit frightened by what he'll do. I'm trying to get a job (why does it always seem like I'm saying that?) but I won't hear from them for another week or so, and even then I won't have a place to stay.

If you can donate anything to the PayPal account I have linked on my blog, I would be more than willing to write you a fanfic prompt/pairing of your choice.

$5 = 1000 words

$10 = 2500 words

$15 = 5000 words

$20 = 7500 words

And so on and so forth. I am willing to write for any ship in almost any fandom -- those I don't know, I will do research on. I will obviously require time, of course; in addition, please realise and respect that NSFW/Smut writing does take a bit longer to do, as inspiration and wording can be a bitch.

Please help me. I'm trying to become independent but it seems like I just keep hitting roadblocks. I am literally terrified of what is going to happen to me if I stay in this town for much longer.

[gaylittlezuko]

Promos because 2500 followers holy shit amazing!!!

Because I love all you lil bees!!! 

Rules:

Must be following me

Reblog this post!! 

Lasts until tomorrow at 5pm PST (GMT -7)

Must reach like....30 notes? (I'll probably do it anyway BUT still)

Perhaps some individual promos for my favorites!

Lists of 5-8 otherwise

Go forth and be happy and remember that johnlock is endgame ♥ ♥ ♥ 

[gaylittlezuko]

Come play CAH!!! password is johnlockrules 

[watsonswaltz-blog]

1. I can cook (instant noodles). 2. I can clean (my desktop browser). 3. I can complete my assignments (the night before they're due). 4. I have tons of friends (online). 5. I’m not afraid of insects (except when they’re indoors).

Things I say to Fool Myself

[bandomfandombeyond]

I just want to be able to tell someone I love them and mean it. I have a deep need to tell everyone I know that I love them. I want everyone I love to feel it, deep in their tummy. I love you guys. I really do. All of you who follow me or reblog my edits or even just silently stalk my blog. I love you, and you're all amazing stars. So stop looking at the sky, and start looking at each other.