#sagitar

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Sagitar: How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you? 

Romsca: With the ac on blast.

[lostmousemaid]

Redwall Characters in Modern Work Environments

Sagitar, Debt Collector

*internally* Fuck this and fuck that.

*her turn to speak in the meeting* "Yes, we've been working diligently on collecting these accounts and outstanding debts are down 63%."

*internally* Seriously, fuck this bullshit.

[yoshimickster]

A friendly reminder that Sagitar exists.

Whether you feel you are horrified or enlightened by the knowledge of this bizarre, Cyborg horse man is up to you.

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Sagitar: I'm surprised you invited Romsca. Ublaz: Well, it would seem petty and vindictive not to. Ublaz: And as a petty and vindictive individual, I have to work extra hard not to be seen as petty and vindictive.

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Sagitar: I wasn't done talking!

Romsca, walking away: I was done listening.

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Romsca: Hey, what are your pronouns? I need to talk about you behind your back

Sagitar:

Sagitar: She/her

Romsca: Thanks!

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Sagitar: What are you doing here? Five words or less.

Romsca: [Pauses, then, counting on her fingers] Out… for… a… walk… bitch.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Sagitar: maybe i’ll see you again later

Romsca: I’d rather shit a knife.