PUMPED FOR KORRA: BOOK 2!
HELLO MY SAIKYO RYUS! It is I the greatest Dan Hibiki! Announcing a thang! An excitement! FOR THE LEGEND OF KORRA!
Now, you maybe asking
"Why is a Charismatic, and Good Looking Manly man watching a silly kid's cartoon!"
WELL! ONCE YOU ENTER IN "WARNING: SPOILERS FROM BOOK 1" it's not as kiddy as ya think now isn't it MR. JOE HIGASHI!
By the way, I didn't call him "Charsimatic and Good Looking Manly Man" I called him Pink Dumbass
Also, wait. What about the-
ANYWAY! This is probably the hottest news out there! Where I usually get the latest and greatest avatar news I go to the Avatar Spirit!
BUT HOW CAN YA NOT GET EXCITED! We're talkin Korra here! It's a great show with a great story, well precise action, memorable characters!
Except for that Raccoon thing that replaced the greatest character in the show! MOMO!
YEAH I'M SERIOUS! I had a fan theory that Momo is the greatest villain to ever conceived! He's gonna make Appa into a Momo Clone machine of Momos that would kill Aang and everyone cries and dies and the next Avatar would rise to stop the Momo Menace!
I guess Korra was close to that.
NO IT WASN'T! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
THAT'S AS DUMB AS MY THEORY THAT PRINCESS PEACH WAS A ROBOT WANTING TO EAT EVERYONE'S BUTT SO HE CAN BECOME THE KING OF TOADSTOOLS!
No Joe. That's much dumber. Also, are we not going to mention the fact that's it on Friday the 13th.
Ya know, I'm not one to fall for prophency mumbo jumbo, but if I play my cards right, that could mean Jason Voorhees IS THE AVATAR!
Jason Voorhees is a giant blue alien?
DIFFERENT AVATAR JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!
FINE! JUST SAY IT DON'T SPRAY IT!
Sorry it just gets ANNOYING! How many people get that mixed up!
So uh, YEAH! KORRA! Go watch it and just hope your mother doesn't have a broken back!
What was the point of this whole thing?
BUT! If it's Saikyo! It means somethin!
In other words MEANS NOTHING!
GET BACK HERE OR I'LL DO SOMETHING SAIKYO RELATED!
"OH! The horror of nothingness!"
"I mean it Joe Higashi!