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excellent-peppers replied to your post:"Hey, Jedah! what are you going to get me for Christmas?"
BB Hood: YOU celebrating CHRISTmas? I-I can’t even. I can’t even WORDS. I CAN’T WORDS. That is all.
"Of course I do not celebrate that ridiculous human holiday. I have never bothered with it before, but now...there are some that expect to receive something..."
(Muse's reaction)BB Hood HEY! Cut you nails and then MAYBE. (ALT) Luke Mstar (Formally Raul Jedah: OOO JEDDZY! NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!
Our Muses are cuddled under a blanket watching a movie, when all of a sudden my Muse is feeling frisky and decides to slide their hand down your Muse's pants. Send me your Muse's reaction.
((oh god I can't even with this XD))
BB Hood: i want to "castrate" you
"I am not about to let you close enough to touch me..."
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"Oh,I didn't realized I've have more visors,Splendid,Hurry up explaining me or I might slash all of you."
(Long look at ass) BB Hood: OH. MY. GOD. LILITH. LOOK AT HIS BUTT. IT IS SO BIG. SHE LOOKS LIKE, ONE OF THOSE RAP GUY'S GIRLFRIENDS. BUT. YOU KNOW. WHO UNDERSTAND THOSE RAP GUYS. THEY ACQUIRED GOOD TASTE! I MEAN HIS BUTT IT"S SO BIG. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S JUST SO ROUND. Also Jedah, While I still hate your guts. BUT I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!
((LKOIJHYGUTFRDE OMG YOU ARE FUCKING KILLING ME HERE I CANNOT))
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(So! Sorry for the delay. I was thinking about the games that I’ve played during my life as a gamer, and good lord, it’s hard to decide what’s good and bad, and what’s worse amongst the bad. Let us go and see some of the games I consider bad or just boring.)
9-. Jurassic Park (SNES): Who didn’t watch this movie? A lot of us loved this classic, but the games were awful. This one had certain potential, though, mainly for the parts were the camera angle changed from air view to first person shooter ala Doom; some of those motherfucker raptors were scary as hell! The main gameplay, though, wasn’t that good, even when sometimes the game give you a rocket launcher to blow the dinosaurs to bits. The worst thing? No save slots, no password, nothing to keep track of your progress, you must finish this game in a single playthrough… with no continues. Frustrating.
8-. Asteroids Hyper 64 (N64… duh): The classic game, reimagined for the N64. It was kind of fun, but really short-lived. The lack of music, the repetitive gameplay (I know, the original one was like this, but at least they could have added some new challenges according to that time!) and the very realistic sense of being in a void, ready to be crushed by a boredom asteroid placed this game here.
7-. Planet of the Apes (GBA): Oh god, this one… I remember I bought this game for… 8 dollars. I miss those 8 dollars. This game, supposedly based on the movie, was a Prince of Persia clone with awkward controls, not a single challenge or change of gameplay, and the same music over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And over. And. Over. And. Over. A. N. D. O. V. E. R. again!!!
6-. Cruis’n USA (N64): You know? I’m being so hard with this oldie. The game was actually fun, the music was an earworm, the crashes between cars were so goddamn funny and… there was that strange and somewhat creepy severed head that appeared during the best times scene. Yeah. The only problem was the very short life span of this game. You can enjoy this game, for a weekend, after that… well, try to cross the USA in the real life. Just don’t crash, ok?
5-. Wolverine: Adamantium Rage (SNES): I would be enraged, too. This game had bad graphics for its time (even when I’m the kind of gamer who doesn’t put graphics above all else), the music and the constant audible sharpness was annoying, the controls felt heavy and there was Maximum Carnage at the time, and later War of Gems, both of them better games than this one.
4-. Clayfighter 63 1/3 (N64): Another very short-lived game. The concept of plasticine fighters has existed since the SNES era, but it’s not that fun. It had some good things, like the detailed stages, the claytalities (Icky Bod Clay’s claytalities were the best), and Earthworm Jim as a guest fighter. What I really hated was the lack of a solid story, but hey, fighting games with story modes were still something strange for the time.
3-. Plok (SNES): Ignore the sick harmonica solo. This game isn’t as good. No, I don’t really want to talk about this one… the fact that you find underwear instead of flags doesn’t save this game. The music was, sometimes, good, but… ugh, meh.
2-. Mario is Missing (SNES): Yes, I’ve played this thing and I am ashamed. Boring, not even educative and this is why we have Weegee… well, the PC version gave us Weege, at least the SNES version had the Super Mario World sprites. Also, I was learning at the time, so it wasn’t that educative to me.
1-. Any damned Simpsons game: No, seriously, if you have ever played any of their NES, SNES or GB games, you will instanty agree with me.
psycho-soldier-athena said: "…is Shion even A lady? I just don’t know anymore."
"We could, like, totally ask sometime -- y'know? When Shion's not trying to impale us with that lame spear?" A shrug. Nothing to be worked up about, though this is lovely material for SNKpolitan's next issue.
excellent-peppers said: Joe: Don’t you mean sexy MAN
Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe. She's just gonna whistle for us all.
excellent-peppers said: Lee: That’s my dad AND GOD HE IS AN ASSHOLE, but his body is 50 maybe younger! Which that’s creepy cause I’m 49., his chronological age is 76, and even a that he’s still built like a building. A BUILDING THAT SHOULD TEAR! "Wait. That guy is your dad??? And he's a 70 year old in a 50 year old body!? WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAMILY?! THAT JIN GUY WAS RIGHT. NO ONE DOES LOOK THEIR AGE ANYMORE."
