caffeinechesters reblogged your photo “I was thinking it would be fun to make edits of Sam and Dean in some of the couples costumes Dean suggested, so I...” and added
#okay but would those short shorts contain sam #that is the question
saintedsam reblogged your photo “I was thinking it would be fun to make edits of Sam and Dean in some of the couples costumes Dean suggested, so I...” and added
#sorry but those tiny shorts could not contain sam's #ahem #assets in the crotch region
dean produces those costumes and badgers and badgers sam about them and in a fit of misguided generosity and self-denial sam finally gives in and retreats to the motel room bathroom to put his on (why are they doing this in the middle of a case? idk. maybe they have to go to some kind of slutty halloween party to scope out something dodgy)
but then there’s an unexpectedly long silence and dean’s in his lil green overalls like “come on sammy” and then a strangled voice from the bathroom like “we’re going to have to find something else, dean, this doesn’t fit”
dean like “come on sasquatch i know they’re short but that’s the point”
door opens a crack and sam’s face peeks out, scowling. hisses, “no, dean. it doesn’t fit.”
dean “...”
sam: “i can’t fit into them.”
dean: “...”
sam: “i can’t fit into them.”
dean gets the hint, turns pink but is then immediately outraged. “oh come on sammy don’t be ridiculous.” barges the door open. sam squeaks in shock.
dean *raising an eyebrow* “well would you look at that”
