#saintlyslugger

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The whole “Girls like ice cream.” line from Scarface is basically Boss’ way of thinking sometimes.

Got ice cream with Marie and then she totally had the dokis.

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thinks about Boss and Marie when they were first dating just being stupid assholes and teasing each other whenever they could. especially Maire because she’s just the worst. (●´∀｀●)

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I completely forgot to mention that saintlyslugger and I both decided what the wedding presents between the OTP was. Marie got a crocodile and Baws got ‘The Interceptor’ because fuck yeah these two are the best and love each other a lot.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Boss and Marie’s kids are more than likely going to swear like sailors because their parents are shits, therefor it will be the same.

Best family. Can’t beat ‘em. Fuckin’ fight me if you say otherwise.

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Boss: thinks about wife

Boss: "huehuehuehue, nice."

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The very idea of everyone trying to make the crime stuff somewhat low key with the kids around is just incredibly funny to me. Can’t corrupt the kids right now.

Gotta hide the drugs or pretend they’re something else.

Secure weapons and keep them out of reach.

Distract them with cartoons if at all possible.

Being a parent is gonna be crazy ridiculous and fun to write.

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Watch as I sit here and amuse myself at the thought of some of the women Boss is close to just terrifying him to a degree.

There’s Marie obviously, and Joy, and Shaundi, and Aisha because she could handle Johnny so god knows what she could do with him, Kinzie mostly due to how weird she is, his mom, Susan, Diana, and that’s about all I can remember right now. :v

Boss is a fucking mess, god dammit.