Spike
Construct 335 stuck her hands on her hips and cocked her head sassily. “So… we get names or what?” The Tinkerer threw his hands up in the air in exasperation. “You already have a name! Construct 335!” “That ain’t a name! It’s a number!” The Tinkerer covered his face with his hands. “None of your sisters have complained about their numbers!” He walked down the line of girls, gesturing flamboyantly. “Why do you have to be so willful? None of your sisters question my orders!” Construct 335 rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. “Some of ya’ll need to start speaking up or something. This is getting ridiculous.” Construct 334 looked at her sideways from under drooping eyelids. “Maybe if you shut up some more, things wouldn’t take so long.” 335 ran her hand through her hair, spiking it up, sighing audibly. The Tinkerer moved down the line again, pulling at his hair in frustration, muttering under his breath. “Twenty successes, only need four hundred eighty more… must perfect the formula… can’t afford any more mistakes.” He paused in his muttering to glance at one of the constructs at the far end line. Construct 350 was bent forward, leaning on a makeshift crutch, her legs twisted at a uncanny angle. The Tinkerer made a face and continued. 335’s expression darkened. “Feller ought to be proud of his own creations. Not her fault what happened. If anything its his.” 334 sighed. “I have found it unwise to provoke the Tinkerer. He could disassemble us.” 335 folded her arms. “One gnome against the twenty of us? We could take him.” The other construct leaned forward a bit to watch the gnome’s retreating form as he disappeared inside his makeshift workshop, leaving them all standing there. “If he doesn’t start leaving us like this for hours on end, I might start to agree with you.” 335 looked to her right to 336, whose lip was curled in disgust. “Doesn’t he know we’d like to sit down?” 335 shrugged. “Well, I’m sitting down. And I’m picking a name for myself.” She ran her hand through her red hair again, spiking it up. “Any ideas?” 336 grinned dangerously. “How about Spike?” Spike returned her grin crookedly. “I like it.”











