#salad dad

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Hello son, if you feel like drawing may you draw the pink fox.

This hot pink bitch named breakfast

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just got to send my first email with the sign off "best, betty" 😭😭😭

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take an aleve and keep it moving!

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new years resolutions:

• drink more espresso

• sleep fewer hours

• smoke more cigarettes

• do more crosswords

• listen to more bob dylan

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unwrapping a wonka bar to reveal a golden ticket that reads only: YOU'RE GAY

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steve and i accidentally reinvented hippies when he said "we're all born to fight in the rich man's war" and i responded with "that's why i spend my life fuckin' and smokin'"