#salavander

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my brother makes so many faces that he names them. this one is called Baby Goblin

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my group chat is drunk at 11AM

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my brother just laughed like this for 5 mins while slowly walking up to me im so mad omfg 

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ALL THE ONeS ENDING IN 3

3) the one person who’s arms i’d like to be in.

i wish my arms were long enough to cuddle myself

13) my favourite song right now.

not even gonna lie

23) a description of the girl/boy i like.

he’s an unavailable married internet celebrity

33) i’m loud, outgoing or shy.

i am all 3 simultaneously and it might sound fun but it makes me incredibly annoying sorry in advance

43) my relationship with my family.

i love em to death. my lil brother is my best friend!

[she-3po]

forget a move

so he can learn

amnesia

what the fuck pkmn

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trying to talk to my brother about anything real is so fucking awkward and makes me even more miserable but sometimes i get so desperate for consolation that i bother him anyway but all he ever does is stare at his phone and browse reddit and after im done he says “thats gay” and then leaves

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my brother is my best friend dude i was having a weird night and im sulky and exhausted and i wanted beer but i didn’t want to go get beer but i also didn’t want to ask him to go get me beer bc thats selfish yanno.. so i texted him “how many beers do u have” bc i was like well maybe asking for one of his beers wont be as bad but he just comes in my room asking “you want me to go get beer?” 

i just stared at him like “uh.... 6 pack of killians???”

he took my money and left

i love him wtf

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i was tagged by queenoffrenchfries aight so i have to list 10 random facts about myself???? no rhyme or reason this gonna be a good time

1. im buzzed rn off of these beers i had from 2014 that had shit floating in them the bottles were really dusty so the gas station gave me a discount im p sure im drinking expired beer but honestly is there such a thing??? it's aged to perfection

2. im in love with k-pop and j-pop don't question my vast knowledge of kyary pamyu pamyu or girls generation im a closet weeaboo don't you dare tell mom

3. I LOVE KARAOKE 

4. one time i got kicked out of a dive bar for dropping too many f bombs. A DIVE BAR.

5. i've had a crush on my best friend for like 7 years and i'll never tell them

6. I LOVE REALLY SPICY SHIT like really really spicy. like not to be a cunt, but i probably like to eat it spicier than u. like i would win in a spicy contest. like it's that important to me. like i love it. like.

7. i've played 225 hours of binding of isaac since it was released in november '14

8. im hungry

9. i love tumblr and i love u if you want to be friends just send me a YOOOOO bc honestly thats all it takes ive heard some people are intimidated by me, im not intimidating. im just really annoying spoiler alert

10. my brother is my best friend and he makes cool video game music and he loves game grumps and other youtubers and yeah i listen to his music all the time

i tag: chubbypixel flynntrojan ech-tron