#salemsgate

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salemsgate replied to your post “who knew that installing one mod for dragon age would take three hours”

is it the one with the naked people and strap-ons

yeah no

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salemsgate replied to your post “So my grandfather is in the hospital…he’s had a stroke and a heart...”

call him

I don't know if I can bring myself to lie like that

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This is why we can't have nice things

Me: She wasn't listening, anyway.

Dacon: White people are contractually obligated not to listen to black people like us.

Belle: Oooh, an ice cream sandwich!

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salemsgate replied to your post “when you suddenly can’t stop thinking about someone you thought you...”

aw you're thinking about me

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

no

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salemsgate replied to your post “so I had a dream last night that I died dude heaven was fucking...”

you might be harry potter in heaven. was I there

lolno

I distinctly remember the 7' tall supervisor from work being there and laughing when I asked if he was god

and I remember it was all taking place in an office building and we were eating gummy bears

and then my ghost or spirit or w/e went and found ron to get him to kill himself, but because I'm me I didn't just tell him I was harry I was like YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME ALREADY

I recall that there was a woman there as my like, guide to being in heaven or whatever, but I think it was sasha with liara's voice

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salemsgate replied to your post “Tyrion Lannister”

oh i cant wait

what

I'm scare

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salemsgate replied to your post: just got three messages in my inbox rapid-fire...

you’re going to be disappointed

o thank christ I thought I was about to be posting some hatemail

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Tyrion Lannister

How I feel about him:Tyrion is the medieval fantasy version of me, but with more whoring around. On the other hand, before he met Shae, I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same idfk. Anyway, Tyrion reads all the damn time, is incredibly clever, and is the dictionary definition of sarcasm. HOW COULD I NOT LOVE HIM HE IS THE ME IN THE MIRROR BUT WITH BETTER CLOTHES AND A COOL SCAR

 All the people I ship him with: Shae.

 My Brotp: Tyrion/Bronn/Podrick. I mean how can you not. Also I really like the friendship (it seems like genuine friendship) between Tyrion and Varys. I could be wrong because I’m not too far into the books, but yeah. GRRRRREAT. I also like his scenes with Jon, especially on top of the wall omglol.

 Unpopular opinion:I don’t like how people are always sympathetic toward Sansa re: the wedding, but don’t give a fuck about Tyrion. Like, here’s this guy who is considered ‘grotesque’, and spends his life drinking and sleeping with whores as a defense mechanism (because that’s what that is). He finally finds someone who he falls in love with, and who loves him…and now he’s forced into a marriage with someone else - THE PERSON SHE SERVES - and now he can never actually be with her. But somehow this is not something anyone feels any empathy with? Are you serious?

Also it bugs me that Sansa’s objection to marrying him isn’t WELL THE LANNISTERS ARE DICKS I MEAN LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY FAMILY LOOK AT FUCKING JOFFREY…no, it’s that Tyrion is a dwarf and not very attractive like ~Loras~ never mind that Tyrion helped your brother ride horses again (which in all fairness she may not be aware of so) and that he’s done nothing but actually be nice to you on all ~4 occasions you’ve encountered him sigh

Something I wish would happen in canon:Tyrion and Shae run off together across the sea and somehow encounter Danaerys and they join forces and wreck shit up and then Dany becomes Queen and Tyrion is her hand and gets to inherit Casterly Rock after he fucking murders his father WHY IS TYWIN ONLY NOT A DICK TO ARYA