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Salmissra: You amuse me. I will make you mine.

Garion: You mean like a lover? O-or like a slave?

Salmissra: Yes.

Salmissra: Are you slut-shaming me?

Polgara: I'm just plain shaming you.

Polgara, to Salmissra: I’d love to kill you with kindness, but all I have is this curse.

Beldurnik: Dying sucks! How do you folks cope with mortality?

Zakath: Violent outbursts.

Salmissra: General sluttiness.

That old gold-digger in the Nadrak mountains: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.

Salmissra: Flirting is part of my heritage.

Garion: What do you mean?

Polgara: Her predecessor was a slut, too.

Salmissra: My body is a temple.

Vella: Yeah, open to everyone, day and night.

The Eternal Salmissra: Live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.

Belgarath: You should say something else.

Salmissra: I never brag.

Polgara: Uh... You once called your face 'the proof of Issa's existence'?

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