#source: futurama

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[womens-wrongs-activist]

Mon Mothma: Leading this mission will be Alexsandr Kallus. 

Kanan: “Alexsandr?” 

Hera: That’s his name, Caleb.

Ezra: “Caleb?”  

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Jon: Oh, oh! I-I-I think I'm having... ah, what do you call it? A headache with pictures?

Damian: An idea?

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Leo: Let’s buddy up and look for the Kraang. Raph, you go with Casey.

*Raph and Casey high five*

Leo: Donnie with April.

*Donnie and April smile at each other*

Leo: And I’ll go with…

Leo: *looks at Mikey*

Mikey: Screwed again, my dude.

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Walker: You know, Buck, of all the friends I've had...

Walker: You're the first.

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Beldaruit: Balderdash! I never agreed to that! Lagrah: No. But you did declare yourself dead three years ago as a tax dodge. Beldaruit: Tax dodge, nothing! You take one nap in a ditch at the park and they start declaring you this and that.

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Bumblebee: Boss Bot! We want you to be in charge again!

Optimus: Let me guess, Sentinel canceled recharge time?

[Bumblebee & Bulkhead shook their heads]

Optimus: He ran out of energon goodies?

[They shake their heads again]

Optimus: So he’s about to kill us all.

[They nod urgently]

[niiwa-angel]

Incorrect Transformers Quotes

Ratchet: Everyday with you mechs I contemplate how seriously I take my oath to do no harm.

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Ironhide: Anything is a projectile weapon if you throw it hard enough.

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Blurr: Damn it, I got another speeding ticket. I'd fight it in court, but I don't think they're gonna take 'gotta go fast' as a medical condition.

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Prowl: The Decepticons are a highly skilled, incredibly dangerous force of soldiers. It is of utmost importance that extreme care be taken when dealing with them.

Jazz: *blaring an airhorn directly at Megatron* Get Fucked!

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Soundwave: query: is your weapon finished? Soundwave: is tired of cleaning up heaps of dead monkeys.

Shockwave: Science cannot exist without heaps!!

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Mirage: My standards are incredibly high. I won't court just anybot. They've got to be intelligent, dedicated, graceful, beautiful, and strong to woo me.

Cliffjumper: *trips over a rock, curses violently, then kicks it across the room* Why can't this slag ever happen to the Decepti-creeps?

Mirage: I want that one.

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First Aid: Ratchet's always telling me that I'm so lucky to have brothers and that siblings are the best gift Primus can give.

First Aid: Which tells me he was an only child because in no way, shape, or form are my idiot brothers a gift from anybody.

First Aid: Part of the reason I got into medicine was so I could conceivable kill them all and get away with it.

Hot Spot, Groove, Streetwise, and Blades: You love us!

First Aid: I'd trade you all to Megatron for a stale oil cake. I only keep you around for spare parts.

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Sideswipe: Being the older brother is hard, because you have to set a good example for your younger brother.

Sunstreaker: You're only older than me by ten .

Sideswipe: And don't you forget it.

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Ironhide: I swore that I would never be on of those old mechs, but frag, young mechs these days are so annoying.

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Jazz and Smokescreen, in trouble with Prowl.

Smokescreen: With Primus as my witness, I've never been to the dog track in my life.

Jazz: *leaning over and whispering* He knows.

Smokescreen: Oh, I been there a ton.

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Bumblebee and Cliffjumper, discussing Minecraft.

Bumblebee: I try to take good care of the villagers in my village. I like making their villages bigger and increasing the population.

Cliffjumper: Pussy. I make people farms.

Bumblebee: No! That's so mean! They need to be able to walk around!

Cliffjumper: They have a 2-by-1 enclosure, they're fine.

Bumblebee: 2-by-1 isn't enough space for anything! Can they even sleep?

Cliffjumper: No. But if you think that's bad, you should see my Cow Pits.

Optimus Prime: *looking on in abject horror* what game is this??