#sam f

[firstborn-if]

ranking characters by how much sex they've had

Gwen A: 0/10 very happily asexual, probably will never have sex

Matthieu B: 4/10 more the romantic type, has had sex

Timothee C: 2/10 questioning his sexuality at the moment, and no rizz to speak of, has had sexy times once or twice

Luci D: 10/10 slut (complimentary)

B Erhyobik: 5/10 likes being in relationships, and likes having sex in those relationships

Sam F: 1/10 very asexual. has had sex once.

Professor Sky: 3/10 painfully single. has had sex in the past

Mouse: 7/10 sex fiend probably. no-one likes them so idk who they're having sex with.

Alex L: 0/10 dead

[lulueteli]

idk if y’all know who sam f // dr woke is but bro he’s legit one of my favourite humans on this planet and he’s “noticed” me (I.e; liked tweets, replied to tweets, retweet, POSTED ABT ME, reposted my story SEVERAL TIMES, replies to my comments on ig, AND has dmd me on both twitter and Instagram y’all I’m really living the life

edit: this isnt to brag I promise I’m just super happy rn

[space-wildflowers]

“oh no, you hit me in the heart, bullseye right where the feelings are”

wherever you are, by adam&steve and marty noyes

[tallucine]

What is Your Favorite Song In This Playlist? 

#PickYourPoison

[nosleeprequired]

Elijah Daniel Update

in honor of pride month ITS TIME FOR AN UPDATE ON MY FUCKING KING ELIJAH DANIEL ITS BEEN A LONG ASS TIME SINCE I POSTED ONE SO WE GOT A LOT TO SAY. so elijah and christine broke up, elijah is a rapper now, he’s released a song with my other king mod sun who y’all should really listen to, he released a song with cupcakKe, he’s formally introduced us to his boyfriend sam f/dr. woke, he’s made a whole album called god hates lil phag, the bible but gayer and trump temptations were banned from amazon, HES SUING THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES FOR BLOCKING HIM ON TWITTER, AND HES HELPING PLAN A WHOLE MUSIC FESTIVAL IN SUPPORT OF HE FLINT WATER CRISIS. so in conculsion praise elijah daniel the king of gays and someone make him president.

[eclectic-cadence]

[iheartmoosiq]

Lambent enchanting, starry eyed dazzling future pop comes by way of Los Angeles’ SAM F this weekend, and it features fellow Southern Californian Sophie Rose on beautifully lifting vocals. Limitless paints a warm picture of sweet hope and saccharine optimism with its lustrous brushstrokes. The universe suddenly feels truly limitless and anything seems possible once SAM F whisks us away with this mellifluous sparkling future bass aria. You can also stream Limitless via Soundcloud below.

[glammist]

(SAM F)