#sam's dumb

[krypto6661]

1dream2create

I dumb and didn’t realize what your ask was about soooo

LIFE STORY: Opening Credits: Not Your Birthday by Allstar Weekend Waking Up: Hallelujah by Panic! at the Disco First Day At School: Monster by Skillet Falling In Love: I’m Like a Lawyer With the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off (Me and You) by Fall Out Boy Fight Song: Waiting For Superman by Daughtry Breaking Up: America’s Suitehearts by Fall Out Boy Life’s OK: Shepherd of Fire by Avenged Sevenfold Getting Back Together: Bad Enough for You by All Time Low Wedding: Satellite by All Time Low Birth of Child: Oh, Calamity! by All Time Low Final Battle: Jamie All Over by Mayday Parade Death Scene: This Means War by Avenged Sevenfold Funeral Song: Check Yes, Juliet by We The Kings  End Credits: Crushcrushcrush by Paramore

[felldragonbudgey]

That awkward moment when your little brother almost gets hit by a bike. Fifteen times. In an hour

[felldragonbudgey]

That awkward moment when you tell your little brother that he should be the 10th doctor for Halloween, because he got cool new glasses

And he says that you could be a Doctor Who character as well.

"Just not a Sontaran. Because they're all boys."

Really Sam? Really? The first thing you think of is my gender, not the fact that my head ISN'T SHAPED LIKE A GODDAMN POTATO?

Bitch.

[felldragonbudgey]

MY BROTHER HAD A HANDFUL OF CHEEZITS

AND HE PUT THEM BACK IN THE BOX.

OH MY GOD.

HE'S 14.

HE'S TOO OLD TO BE THAT GROSS

[felldragonbudgey]

Powell's Books. HNNNNNNNNNG

I used the term "nerdgasm" to describe my reaction to 1.5 million books at dinner, and my parents busted out laughing. then my dad had to explain what that means to my 14 year old brother. It was great.

[felldragonbudgey]

Dear cold pizza,

Sometimes you are delicious, and sometimes you are disgusting. Thank you for being delicious today.

Love, Emily

PS my brother doesn't like the crust on you, but I love everything about you. Never change. <3

[felldragonbudgey]

my brother and my dad are working on my brother's math homework

my brother is convinced that x + z isn't the same as x - (-z)

this bitch is so full of shit