Sambraine -- someone tells Brittany that poly relationships are a thing.
"I thought that was cheating." Brittany tilts her head.
Sam and Blaine exchange glances. “Not if everyone involved is on the same page and into it,” Blaine says, Sam nodding with his words.
Brittany stares at the two, unblinkingly, her books clasped tightly to her chest. Finally, “Do you want male kisses with Blaine?” she flicks her eyes to Sam.
His lips twitching, Sam tries a wan smile. “It… Might be fun,” he admits. Blaine shoots him a disgruntled, ‘what the hell?’ look, and he shrugs helplessly.
Taking in Blaine’s rolling of eyes and her boyfriend’s body language, Brittany’s eyebrows rise. “Blaine,” she turns her attention to the shorter boy, “You’re capital G gay, right?”
It is Blaine’s turn to fidget nervously, his hand coming up to rub the back of his neck. “Yes,” he answers, “But…” It is Sam’s turn to stare at him.
"Hmm." Looking down, Brittany breathes in deeply through her nose. Finally, shrugging herself, she strides forward, leaning in and pushing her lips against Blaine’s.
Stiffening, shocked and not really knowing what to do with his hands until Brittany pushes her tongue in between his unresisting lips, Blaine almost instantly wraps his arms around Brittany’s waist. “Oh my god,” he lets out as they part, staring up at her with a stunned expression on his face.
"And that’s not all I’m good at with my tongue," the blonde winks, turning on her heel and slipping her arm into Sam’s, "Why didn’t you just tell me you wanted to sleep with him?" Barely waiting for Blaine to catch up, taking his place on the other side of Sam, she smiles thoughtfully, "Sex is gonna be hot, huh?"
Looking at each other again before looking away, both flushing, Blaine and Sam clear their throats. “Yeah,” Sam manages a faint, shell-shocked smile.
“Hopefully,” Blaine finishes. He readjusts his sweater. “Definitely… Definitely a new experience, at least.”
Brittany smiles, cuddling into Sam’s shoulder. “Awesome.”
Blaine, Sam and Brittany share an apartment in New York.
When Blaine was first accepted into NYDA, he hoped that he and Kurt would get back together and would share an apartment in New York. After all, they had hooked-up at Valentine’s day, and Kurt even stayed a couple of extra days after that so that they could spend time together. Unfortunately, Kurt continued to “sort of” date Adam and continued to strand Blaine in the friend zone with occasional “bros helping bros” togetherness.
It was a big adjustment for Blaine living with two other people. Cooper had left home when Blaine was so young that it was almost like being an only child. He had his own room, his own bathroom, his own stuff...his own space. It was annoying having to share his bathroom with Sam’s things and Brittany’s makeup and tampons.
It was a shock the first time that he saw Brittany walking around naked in the apartment. (She believes that people should be naked whenever possible because she thinks the whole Adam and Eve putting on clothes after the apple incident is an overreaction.) Blaine gradually got used to seeing her like that.
The other big surprise was the first time that Sam was working really late and Brittany (naked, of course) came and climbed in the bed with Blaine.
“Uh Brittany what are doing?”
“I noticed tonight that you really seemed to be sad. I thought you might be missing Kurt and needed to hold someone.”
He had been feeling particularly down that day after seeing Kurt and Adam standing close and holding hands in the hall outside of Ms. July’s dance class.
Brittany laid her head on Blaine’s chest, and it did make him feel better. He felt comfortable enough to begin telling her what had happened. Soon he fell asleep with his arms still around her and with soft smile on his face. When he woke up, Brittany had left to go sleep with Sam.
From that time on though, Brittany seem to know whenever Blaine really needed to talk and be close to someone. Sometimes Blaine would try to not let on that he was down, but she always figured it out. On those nights, even if Sam was there, she would come and get in the bed with him.
Eventually, Blaine got up the nerve to ask Sam if this bothered him. He replied that holding Brittany always made him feel good and so why wouldn’t he want his best bro to feel the same way.
Blaine couldn’t believe how lucky he was to have such wonderful people in his life.
Blaine goes to the prom with Sam and Brittany. (PG-13).
“You know you have to go to the prom”, says Sam. “Mr. Schue will want the Glee club to perform the music like he has for the past two years.”
Sam was right, but Blaine most definitely did not want to go. Prom brought too many memories of Kurt. When Kurt was crowned Prom Queen, Blaine was so proud of Kurt’s bravery. Then there was last year. Despite the catastrophe that was Blaine hair, Kurt dragged Blaine into the empty shower stall in the locker room, pushed him up against the wall, unzipped his pants...
“Yes I have to go, but I think I will show up right before our performances, and then leave right after.”
“Tell you what. You can go with me and Brittany.”
“Sam I can’t go to the prom with you two! You will want to be alone”
“Ah Brittany won’t care. Afterwards, we can drop you off and get a little alone time in. C’mon. Be our date.” Sam has a big grin on his face.
Blaine has a hard time saying no to anything that Sam wants. “Okay,” he says slowly.
Sam reaches over to pull Blaine into one of their bro hugs.
At the prom.
Blaine is having a great time. It is really strange though. Sam and Brit came and picked him up even though Blaine offered to drive himself.
The Glee club had finished performing their songs, and Blaine was dancing with Brittany again. She had taken turns dancing with both him and Sam all evening. Blaine tried to say that he was fine and didn’t need to dance, but Brittany had insisted. He does love dancing with her.
“So Blaine would you want to have sex with Sam and me.”
Blaine stumbles and crashes into Brittany. “Wha..?”
“Before Santana came out, she and I had threesomes with like Puck and Finn. Of course, that was mostly Santana and I doing stuff while they watched. I always wanted to be with two guys at the same time. You aren’t a blonde, but you have magic, and I think that the combination of us three would really be awesome. Oh and I think that your armpits would smell really good.”
“No Brittany, but thank...”, Blaine tries to answer.
“I talked with Sam about it, and he was OK with it.”
“Wha..OK...Brittany you are gorgeous, but you know that I am just not interested in sex with a girl.”
“Well, of course, not. We could like share Sam.”
Blaine just stands there frozen as the dancing continues around him. To be able to kiss and touch Sam! “Brittany, Sam is not interested in guys that way!”
“Oh I talked with him and he was OK with it as long as I was there.”
Blaine allows Sam and Brittany to steer him out of the gym. Sam is acting like there isn’t anything unusual going on. Did he and Brittany talk about this? Was Sam really OK with it? What if Sam believes that it was Blaine’s idea?
When they reach the car, Blaine tries to talk to Sam, but Sam interrupts his halting questions.
“We are OK bro. Brittany has this whole magic idea that I think is cool. Plus, I will be with my two best friends. So let’s go.
In Brittany’s bedroom
“That’s cute; it looks like Lord Tubbington is reading The Dhammapada,” observes Blaine.
“Yes he joined Scientology, but they threw him out for being too radical. He has decided to try to find his own path to enlightenment, and he is hoping to get his own planet that way.”
Blaine isn’t sure if his mind is blown from Brittany’s statements or if it is the fact that as she says them she and Sam start to undress Blaine. They remove his coat, tie, and shirt. Then all of sudden Sam is kissing Blaine, and Blaine is seeing stars or maybe a whole planet.
When they separate for a breath, Blaine sees that Brittany has taken off everything but her thong. It is the first time that he has seen breasts on a real girl. They are beautiful, but what makes Blaine lose his breath is the sight of Sam’s hands touching and squeezing them.
“I just love these tits”, Sam says as he leans down to suck on a nipple.
Blaine feels himself moving forward, and he runs his hands up the back of Sam’s coat, as he watches the look of pleasure that is on Brittany’s face. Sam straightens up and Blaine starts undressing him as Brittany kisses him.
Other pieces of wardrobe slide to the floor. Brittany pulls Sam and by extension Blaine towards the bed. As Brittany crawls across to the other side of the bed, Blaine turns to Sam and looks deeply into his eyes. “You are sure about this?”
Sam kisses him and then pulls him down on the bed.
Blaine’s last coherent thought is that Brittany has a lot of crazy ideas, but she does recognize magic when she sees it.