Erda is a better person than me because if the bitch i was dating for thousands of years told me to give my dna to create giant immortal war machines and not have any further involvement in their development I would have turned my body into a nuke and blown earth clean off the map. Fuck opening a warp rift and scattering my kids. I would have challenged the golden fucktoad to a pit match in lieu of a custody battle and spanked his ass until his soul could feel it. I would have stolen his boytoy malewife old-twink partner in crime and have him raise my children. I would have invented a substance stronger than fulgurite just to kill his annoying ass. God I fucking hate him so much.
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