Jun 3, 2023
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO THESE TWO
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WOW.MP4
Basically, the whole ship and me when I see a pretty woman at uni I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO THESE TWO
Sam doesn't know how to drive and Divus very politely offers to help him with his own car.
Divus: "Let's do this pup, first I'm going to give you a demonstration".
IM DYING HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD!!!
He starts driving and the next thing you know he gets sued for property damages. He goes way too fast and has ran over a pedestrian or two…
At this point he loves his boyfriend but he also likes living so he just takes the bus or uses his motorcycle ( I head cannon that he has one) whenever he can.
OR
He has fun with Divus’s reckless driving and is learning along with him and having a good time as well. ( Or it would just be yelling and arguing about driving —> speaking from personal experience here I am learning how to drive currently it’s scary )
So in either scenario Sam is truly not safe. So he tries to avoid a scenario with Divus teaching him how to drive whenever he can.
Divus: Let’s go on a romantic drive this time?
Sam: Actually… let’s just go on my motorcycle around town? Is that better?
Though Divus turns into a sad puppy most of the time, it’s cute but not worth risking his life over.
BONUS SENARIO W/ STAFF MEMBERS:
Divus: Alright! It’s settled I am teaching Sam how to drive!
Mozus: You have 50+ parking tickets sitting right on top of your desk. Are you sure you are qualified to do this?
Vargas: Not to mention you almost went to court for almost hitting a pedestrian TWICE!
Divus: Still… my license hasn’t been revoked! I can still drive!!
Vargas, to Sam: Between you and me you are better off learning from someone else or you risk dying.
Trein: I agree with Vargas for once. He is way too reckless.
Divus: if I wasn’t to reckless I would be a stuffed shirt like you and get old and wrinkly by 50.
Trein: Don’t even start…
Sam: I’m going to leave now since you guys are at each other’s throats
Vargas: I’m coming with you