[the card is lilac and the writing is totally surrounded by doodled hearts. it’s attached to a gift basket of candy and alcohol]
Loverboy,
I fully expect you to share this basket. Like we need more excuses to spend time together. I’m sorry I can’t be here for your birthday. Prior plans and all that crap. I do hope your day is fabulous. You deserve nothing less. I considered sending a stripper with the basket, but I would want to be there for that.
I love you, darling. You’re one of the best friends a girl could ask for. I’m blessed to have you in my life. No one gets my silliness quite like you and sticks around. You’re a gem. So all the best, and go have a rocking birthday. I want to hear crazy stories when I get back. Don’t disappoint.
xoxox, Sam














