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How long will they last? - As long as humanly possible and then some.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -It was a gradual thing after spending time together. They were good friends before they took it to the next level.
How was their first kiss? - Magical. Lexi couldn’t get enough of Joe after that first kiss.
Who proposed? - Joe, and he got Lexi’s dad’s permission beforehand.
Who is the best man/men? - Jonathan and Colby, Jonathan & Joshua.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Savelina, Cassie, Dasha, Leah
Who did the most planning? - Lexi.
Who stressed the most? - Lexi
How fancy was the ceremony? - It was a destination wedding in the Florida Keys, and the reception was there as well.Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Galina Becker, Matthew Adams.
Who is on top? - They both have been on top.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Depends. They can both be instigators when given the right situation.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Hours, basically all night and several rounds of orgasms.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -Yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - 3
How many children will they adopt? - 1- Lexi will adopt JoJo as her own.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Joe, since he’s the most experienced.
Who is the stricter parent? - Joe
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Lexi
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both
Who is the more loved parent? - Both
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Lexi
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Lexi
Who does the most cooking? - Lexi
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither. They leave that up to their kids.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - A couple times a week. Joe has a horrible sweet tooth.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Both of them.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Joe, when he wants Lexi to himself away from the kids.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Joe, depending on what he’s making.
Who cleans the room? - Both
Who is really against chores? - Both
Who cleans up after the pets? - Both
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Lexi
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Lexi
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Joe would take longer showers. Lexi likes her baths with bubbles.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both of them.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Christmas and Halloween are the ones they go all out for, but...they decorate in some way for all holidays in the Kaufman-Anao’i household.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To make the other happy and to take care their kids.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Maybe Lexi when Joe’s around. He’ll indulge her while he gets quality time with JoJo.
Who plays the most pranks?- Joe.