#samofabitch

[altayir]

Carol

You had a shitty day, so I wrote you a poem :3

You are my day

You are my night

You are my shadow

You are my light

You are my silence

You are my noise

You are my shyness

You are my voice

You are my rage

You are my love

You are my eagle

You are my dove

You are my calm

You are my storm

You are my bird

You are my worm

You are my good

You are my bad

You are my heart

You are my head

You are my dream

You are my fear

You are my mouth

You are my ear

You are my piece

You are my whole

You are my friend

You are my soul.

[thnksfrstump]

samofabitch replied to your post: I made a favorite blogs thing on my page C: under...

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SHHH GSJAKSLA YOU'RE WELCOME BUT YOU ARE SO FANTASTIC

[thefuckingimpala]

you'd be baby sadhbcsdkjcsbi

I agree with this statement.

[johnc0nstantine]

i should stop stalking your blog and talk to you but i'm awkward so i'll say hi and hide myself in the woods. HI C:

omg i just googled hay gurl gif for a decent hay gurl gif (as you do) and i found this and i am SCREAMIng

but yes you should always come say hello yes yes HELLO

how are you this fine day?

[pornhawk-blog]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

you're just so crazy i cannot with you asdfghjklkjhgfd. answering all your asks here. THANKS. YES TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY. I LOVE YOU kDFJHKGJFHLDFKG. i didn't think you would forget. ; n; " IT'S OKAY ABOUT THE MOOSE HAT. YOUR GRAPHIC IS .. UM .. SOMETHING. THANKS FOR THE GRAPHIC. I'LL KEEP IT WITH ME FOREVER. ALSO, NO, I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SCARED AWAY WHATEVER POTENTIAL FOLLOWER I MAY HAVE HAD. <33 get out, you perfect person. ; w; " i don't deserve you. LOVE YOU.

also ye--NO KEEP YOUR PORN MAGAZINE.

[pornhawk-blog]

me: HOW TALL ARE YOU?

carol: 66.14 inches.

carol: and that's only my penis.

me: ...HOW DO YOU FIT THAT IN YOUR PANTS?

carol: i don't. it's easier to pretend it's my arm.

carol: then i hide my arm inside my shirt.

carol: then when people touch my arm.

carol: every touch is a handjob.

me:

[thefuckingimpala]

✔ because of hot

Seems legit