Thanks for vibing and keeping it tight

Emma, 29.

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[mistercrowbar]

The strength economy is in shambles.

100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time

[azrakon]

[the-grand-author-ne]

[gaybd1]

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[depsidase]

[powerburial]

[oscarjamesleigh]

@evilwizard I think you dropped something

[evilwizard]

ah so that’s where my dang mysterious flesh-like gold orb went…

[magicalboycupid]

[allthatdivides]

god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)

[toskarin]

you'll be torn open and laid bare.

hehe and then what

[dinoswordsb]

Free my man he did all of that but I need to fuck him nasty style

[acepresso]

Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”

[damazcuz]

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

[probablyasocialecologist]

[memecucker]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

[ponygoldboy]

for the new barbie meme — arrested for some foolishness on Kings Head Island

[agnesandhilda]

yeah your boyfriend’s a stag now. yeah he accidentally saw diana bathing and she turned him into an animal so he can’t tell anyone what he’s seen. he’s still the same guy mentally though. oh look his dogs are running up to him. maybe they’ll recognize him that’ll make him feel better