P:S: This is mostly gonna be abt the Capulets+Mercutio and some Sampson×Abra crumbs
This is the most headcanons I've spouted out in a while
Before Mercutio got with Tybalt he used to date Abra(for about 5 months)
Abra lowkey a shark person he WILL give you a 2 hour lecture on why sharks get a bad rep
I like to think since Rosaline is Tybalt's sister she also has black hair but she dyed it
Rosaline is lesbian TRUST ME GANG
Tybalt sleeptalks. The amount of shit thats come out of his unconcious mouth
Mercutio has a really high alcohol intolerance while Tybalt has a low alcohol intolerance. Abra is somewhere in the middle.
Nurse can carry ANYONE and I mean ANYONE
When Sampson first admitted to liking Abra, Romeo immediately kicked off.
"Oh, so you all made fun of me for liking a Capulet but the second someone else does it it's totally fine and we're all chill about it?"
Abra once got really really drunk and was convinced with his heart and soul he was a hedgehog
Sampson would LOVE Geometry Dash TRUST
Mercutio doesn't get drunk often bc of his high tolerance but he gets really emotional when he eventually does
Tybalt gets really flirtatious and Abra just gets all mumbly
Tybalt physically can't say no to Juliet and that's how you get the Capulets kiddos making a pillow fort at 10pm
Tybalt doesn't drive most of the time because that fucker's road rage is actually insane he WILL chase after a car that cut him off at 70mph
They're ALL neurodivergent in some way TRUST
We all know at this point when Tybalt gets sick it gets dragged out because he's allergic to people looking after him and WONT TAKE THE FUCKING MEDICINE
But when it comes to Abra its probably worse because HE JUST SLEEPS THROUGH THE WHOLE THING SO ITS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET HIM TO TAKE ANYTHING
I just get the feeling that Abra was lowkey goated at Tag when the Capulet kiddos were younger. Like, he'd purposely run slow so Juliet could tag him and he immediately bolts after Tybalt.
Tybalt totally has a collection of those 3D printed dragons somewhere
Juliet forces Tybalt to match costumes with her at EVERY POSSIBLE EVENT
I just get the vibe that Abra really fucking loves Christmas and I mean the 'tearing the wrapping apart like a dog' kind
Juliet, Lord and Lady Capulet and the Nurse are the only straight people in the Capulet household
Petrocutio is really good friends w/ Gregory and I dont know how to explain why
Those metal grills Abra has HAVE to get annoying eventually you CANNOT be that chill with a piece of metal permanently in your mouth
Tybalt hates the cold purely because he has the immune system of a Victorian child
Sampson is British but bc he's spent that long in Verona the accent gradually faded but whenever he gets drunk the accent slips out and no one has a clue what he's saying
Petrocutio is lowkey goated at arcade games
Tybalt does that low 'mmmrrrrrrrrrr' thing cats do when they're pissed
You seriously CANNOT lie perfectly to Tybalt he WILL catch you out when you even so slightly break
Tybalt's room HAS to be clean not because he's just like that, because he's allergic to dust and he sneezes like a fucking kitten and he DOES NOT want to go through the embarrassment of that EVER AGAIN
The only difference between Tybalt and Abra's personality is that Abra actually has patience and braincells
Abra's the oldest Capulet kiddo while Juliet's obviously the youngest
Juliet LOVES birds SHE WILL YAPP TO YOU ABOUT WHY PIGEONS SUCK AT MAKING NESTS
I feel like Petrocutio likes shrimp. Not as food but just the animals themselves.
Tybalt has cynophobia(fear of dogs)
Almost everything goes over Abra's head, especially Sampson's flirting
"I genuinely haven't slept at all because Sampson came round to ours last night to visit Abra(they're boyfriends). Im lying there curled up listening to them going at it."
