#yappssillyheadcanons

[nowhesnothereidkwhereiwannago]

LGBTQ+ ROMEO AND JULIET HEADCANONS AND SHIPS BC I ABSOLUTELY CAN‼️

(Based off the 1996 movie :] )

(Also I am not bothering with the parents🥹🤞)

Juliet: Straight Ally

Tybalt: Gay and Transmasc

Abra: Bisexual

Petrocutio: Bisexual and Aroace

Rosaline: Lesbian

Nurse: Straight Ally

Romeo: Bicurious

Benvolio: Gay and Aroace

Mercutio: Pansexual and Pangender

Sampson: Gay

Gregory: Aromantic

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SHIPS :D

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Roliet(Romeo×Juliet)

Tycutio(Tybalt×Mercutio)

Sampbra(Sampson×Abra)

Petrolio(Petrocutio×Benvolio)

Ok thats it bye

[nowhesnothereidkwhereiwannago]

Spare some R+J hcs for us poor souls🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

I shall return the favour twin🙏

P:S: This is mostly gonna be abt the Capulets+Mercutio and some Sampson×Abra crumbs

This is the most headcanons I've spouted out in a while

Before Mercutio got with Tybalt he used to date Abra(for about 5 months)

Abra lowkey a shark person he WILL give you a 2 hour lecture on why sharks get a bad rep

I like to think since Rosaline is Tybalt's sister she also has black hair but she dyed it

Rosaline is lesbian TRUST ME GANG

Tybalt sleeptalks. The amount of shit thats come out of his unconcious mouth

Mercutio has a really high alcohol intolerance while Tybalt has a low alcohol intolerance. Abra is somewhere in the middle.

Nurse can carry ANYONE and I mean ANYONE

When Sampson first admitted to liking Abra, Romeo immediately kicked off.

"Oh, so you all made fun of me for liking a Capulet but the second someone else does it it's totally fine and we're all chill about it?"

Abra once got really really drunk and was convinced with his heart and soul he was a hedgehog

Sampson would LOVE Geometry Dash TRUST

Mercutio doesn't get drunk often bc of his high tolerance but he gets really emotional when he eventually does

Tybalt gets really flirtatious and Abra just gets all mumbly

Tybalt physically can't say no to Juliet and that's how you get the Capulets kiddos making a pillow fort at 10pm

Tybalt doesn't drive most of the time because that fucker's road rage is actually insane he WILL chase after a car that cut him off at 70mph

They're ALL neurodivergent in some way TRUST

We all know at this point when Tybalt gets sick it gets dragged out because he's allergic to people looking after him and WONT TAKE THE FUCKING MEDICINE

But when it comes to Abra its probably worse because HE JUST SLEEPS THROUGH THE WHOLE THING SO ITS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET HIM TO TAKE ANYTHING

I just get the feeling that Abra was lowkey goated at Tag when the Capulet kiddos were younger. Like, he'd purposely run slow so Juliet could tag him and he immediately bolts after Tybalt.

Tybalt totally has a collection of those 3D printed dragons somewhere

Juliet forces Tybalt to match costumes with her at EVERY POSSIBLE EVENT

I just get the vibe that Abra really fucking loves Christmas and I mean the 'tearing the wrapping apart like a dog' kind

Juliet, Lord and Lady Capulet and the Nurse are the only straight people in the Capulet household

Petrocutio is really good friends w/ Gregory and I dont know how to explain why

Those metal grills Abra has HAVE to get annoying eventually you CANNOT be that chill with a piece of metal permanently in your mouth

Tybalt hates the cold purely because he has the immune system of a Victorian child

Sampson is British but bc he's spent that long in Verona the accent gradually faded but whenever he gets drunk the accent slips out and no one has a clue what he's saying

Petrocutio is lowkey goated at arcade games

Tybalt does that low 'mmmrrrrrrrrrr' thing cats do when they're pissed

You seriously CANNOT lie perfectly to Tybalt he WILL catch you out when you even so slightly break

Tybalt's room HAS to be clean not because he's just like that, because he's allergic to dust and he sneezes like a fucking kitten and he DOES NOT want to go through the embarrassment of that EVER AGAIN

The only difference between Tybalt and Abra's personality is that Abra actually has patience and braincells

Abra's the oldest Capulet kiddo while Juliet's obviously the youngest

Juliet LOVES birds SHE WILL YAPP TO YOU ABOUT WHY PIGEONS SUCK AT MAKING NESTS

I feel like Petrocutio likes shrimp. Not as food but just the animals themselves.

Tybalt has cynophobia(fear of dogs)

Almost everything goes over Abra's head, especially Sampson's flirting

That's all I can get for now twin :3

[nowhesnothereidkwhereiwannago]

I see you’re a Romeo and Juliet fan

Soooooooo, what are some of your Tybalt headcanons?

(I love Tybalt so much)

You don't understand the immense joy I have currently

I dont have a lot of hcs but I'll try to get out as much as I can remember

• Repressed homosexual

• AuDHD

• Also bipolar

• Low-key a cat whisperer

• Juliet forces him to match costumes at every party event possible

• Low alcohol intolerance

• Touch-starved little hamlet

• Sleep talks. Juliet confirmed this she told me herself trust me

• I feel like he's one of those people that they would sleep through the end of the world but the smallest click would wake up him

• Used to sneak out at night when he was a teen.

• Mercutio once got him catnip as a joke. He was high for a solid 2 hours.

• Has probably scratched someone in a fight before

• Low-key a momma's boy

• God save the patience of whoever looks after him when he's sick.

• Like he acts like a dying Victorian child with the plague.

• "Woe is me" "you have a cold" "I feel the life draining from my soul" "you'll be fine in a couple days"

• Low-key has the audacity™️

• Actually a diva

• Actually a bottom. Mercutio told me himself trust me bro

I am very happy

[nowhesnothereidkwhereiwannago]

Tybalt hcs for a poor woman 🥹🙏🏼🙏🏼

Sorry i couldn't get to you sooner twin my family were driving🥀

ADHD, Bipolar and PTSD

He's so far in the closet in he's basically in Narnia

Inescapable emo phase🥀

Disney Princess but just cats

Every cat loves him and no one knows why

He used to do tapdancing when he was younger(I got this bc the iron heels on his shoes reminded me of tapdancing shoes)

He HAS taken a wheel off someone's car bc of road rage

He's a light snorer and it lowkey sounds like he's purring

Lactose intolerant bc i said so

He has popped stress balls before

He has like, 3 fidgets and thats it

When he panics, he panics REAL bad

Took an hour to calm him down once🥀

He'd love those big rainbow lollies you get at parades sometimes

Actually touchstarved he NEEDS to cuddle something to go to sleep

Sensory issues

Making him genuinely laugh is like winning the lottery

Actually a bottom Mercutio told me himself

Totally not projecting but iron defiency

Low alcohol tolerance- he can have, like, 3 drinks before he's stumbling all over the place

Seasonal depression- in winter he's the most miserable fuck ever(mostly bc he HATES the cold and has the immune system of a victorian child) while in summer he's genuinely a fucking plant bc he just sleeps in every sun-lit area ever.

Gets REALLY competitive when it comes to basically anything

Likes Halloween purely bc it's the only time he gets to go batshit and NO ONE can look at him funny for it

Lord Capulet didn't let him go trick-or-treating when he was younger bc Juliet was only a few months old when he was old enough to go out by himself so now basically every year he's gone out he's absolutely overdone the sweets

Juliet finds him in the bathroom 5 hours later probably hacking up a lung or something

He will beat you at Mario Kart

Mercutio got him catnip as a joke

He proceeded to get high off it and was completely gone for about 3 hours

You know the flap-thing cats do with their paws when they touch water? Yeah he does that

Juliet goes to wake him up for smth and he's basically a croissant

All curled up bended and everything

Allergic to dust and people looking after him

HATES taking medication

Whenever he gets sick the only reason he tolerates it is because he gets free soup and no one can call him a child for liking soup

He loves soup with his heart and soul

Except Cream of Mushroom that shit fucking SUCKS

Has bitten people in a fight before

That's all I have for now twin💕

[nowhesnothereidkwhereiwannago]

I spy tycutio headcanons?

Sorry I couldn't get around to this quicker lol. I have school so I have to be in bed by a certain time soon uh yeah

Yes you do indeed spy tycutio headcanons and I very nicely hand some more over to you

• Mercutio never stops calling Tybalt cat names. Never.

• Mercutio has a fairly high alcohol intolerance so instead of what we normally think who would go after who based of vibes it's Suprisingly the other way around.

• Actually no1 gossipers trust me guys

• Fighting(affectionate)

• The actual love-hate relationship ever

I cant remember any more i had currently but yeah ^^

[nowhesnothereidkwhereiwannago]

Mercutio hcs perhaps 🙏🏼

OOOOOO I've never done Mercutio hcs before twin you've given me a challenge I see

Sorry if I haven't got a lot, I haven't really thought of him🥀

Pansexual icon

Lowkey doesnt gaf about what you call him

Makes his relationship w/ Tybalt VERY CLEAR and I mean flirting w/ him at every possible situation and randomly reminding everyone that he is dating THE prince of cats and he WILL get him on your ass

High alcohol tolerance. And i mean this fucker will down,like, 10 drinks before he's even JUST tipsy

Tops <3

Has called Tybalt 'Kitty' before he totally wasnt turned on by it whatsoever

Mainly a goofy silly but can be serious when he needs to be

Big spoon bc i said so

Actually a little freak

Loves dogs

AuDHD and anxiety

Either sleeps dead silent or he's a fucking motorbike

The few reasons why Tybalt doesnt get sleep

'HHŒØỌẄÈĘÆ huuu'

And Tybalt's completely given up on getting him to shut up so he's just lying there like:

Has a good relationship with basically everyone

ALWAYS knows a guy

Pro ragebaiter

He and Tybalt didn't fuck until, like, a year into the relationship bc Mercutio spent MINUTES spicy-ing himself up with all the fancy kinky shit he had locked away somewhere and by the time he was ready Tybalt was long out cold

Never gets sick ever

That's all for now twin🥀

[nowhesnothereidkwhereiwannago]

Late Nights and Heartbreak is tycutio coded sorry no one's allowed to disagree

[nowhesnothereidkwhereiwannago]

Can I just say that Chelsea Dagger- The Fratellis is tycutio coded thanks