#sampld

[noneknxws]

I think it’d be really funny if SammyGreen or Wallibear was let onto the dsmp for one day just to annoy the shit out of Purpled

Sammy: this is my boyfriend purpled

Purpled: im not.

Sammy: :(

Dream: congrats??

OR

Walli: holy shit dude theres a fuckin hole here

Purpled: mhm

Walli: whyd they put a hole here

Purpled: man idk British people are kinda weird

[noneknxws]

here take this

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Sammy isn’t sure how the fuck he got here, but he is!

“Ello?” Sammy shouts, walking along the wooden path. He had seen a giant crater, a weird hobbit house, some red vines and the remains of a flag. The DreamSMP sure is quirky, isn’t it?

“Hey? Hello!” Sammy speeds up to catch a figure walking down the path. Their hair covers their eyes (how the fuck do they see?) and has a puffy jacket that no one but a psychopath would wear in this weather.

“What do you want? Who are you?” The person growls (y/n much?), turning on Sammy. The Aussie puts his hands up in the universal sign of surrender.

“I’m just looking for someone,” he explains. “Do you know a Purpled?”

The dude hesitates before nodding. “Why?”

“Uh..” Sammy thinks. This would be a perfect moment for a bit, and to piss off his old friend. “I’m his boyfriend.” It comes off more like a question, but it’s fine.

“..that’s new.” The stranger comments. “Not sure how Purpled got a boyfriend, but y’know. Be who you are.”

“For your pride,” Sammy adds on helpfully. “Right, so can you help me find him?”

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yeah