FLIRTY Mechanic Reader making very bad passes/pick-up lines at their crush and doubling down even worse when they succeed/fail! Requesting for:
-Ekleipsis
-Lord Eclipse
-Mono
-Solar
Should’ve know the first request on here would be about the Eclipses lol. But TY SM for requesting!! I don’t really consider AGAB as gender but I see what you meant, anyways
Eclipse x Flirty (but bad at it) Fem!Reader
💥Ekleipsis🌑
•“Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.”
•*slow turn*
•You know, having one of Fazbear’s mechanics be on his side was just fine this very second.
•After a few seconds of unbroken eye contact, you went at it again but somehow worse.
•He reminds himself to play nice with his cru cover.
•“I’m going to check if Lunar is playing in traffic. Don’t follow me.”
•You laugh a bit as he walks off.
•Why does he have to reciprocate your stupid fucking feelings?
🌟Lord Eclipse💥
•Lord is used to people literally worshiping him. He’s used songs of praise and prayers. He’s used to reverence and revere.
•All things the phase, “If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine” is not.
•If any of his servants where nearby, they would have been absolutely horrified by your words and what their consequences would be.
•However, he just gave you an unamused look, hoping that it would end it.
•Instead you doubled down.
•How did it get worse then “Optimus Fine?”
•He supposes this is his own fault, as he always let you get away with more then anyone else.
•But he grits his teeth and bares your onslaught of terrible pick up lines.
•He can’t be too mad at the only person who repeating the same words of worship he’s heard for over a thousand years and treats him like an actual friend.
🔧Solar🔥
•You two were fixing up some stuff around the Plex and trying to make small talk.
•Until you hit your coworker with “I'm not so good at holding conversations… is it OK if I hold your hand instead?”
•His stunned silence made his fans speeding fans for obvious.
•“… That was terrible…”
•He looked away, obviously a lil flustered by your stupid pickup line.
•You were surprised that it actually worked, when a truly evil idea crossed your mind.
•You followed it up with even worse lines to see of they worked.
•And they did.
•Solar could decide if he wanted to confess to you or shrivel up and die.
•“If I hold you hand after this will you stop?”
•He said it in a playful and annoyed tone.
•Your turn to be flustered.
•“… Sure…”
•Mission accomplished(…?)
🌙Mono☀️
•“Do you drink a lot of Sprite? Because you look so-da-licious!”
•Now where’s Lunar when you need him?
•He just wanted have this body checked after coming back from death (again) and you pull this.
•He had hoped ignoring it would have stopped, but you just kept going as if you thought he didn’t hear you the first time.
•And even worse somehow.
•Why do you do this?
•Why do you think this will work?
•Why do you think he’d be a good partner? He’s not the original or he’s not any better then him.
•But as weird as you were, it was nice having someone around.
•So he let you have your fun as you checked him.
•You didn’t find anything wrong, the one thing out of the ordinary were his fans going on overtime, but he shut down any attempts to look into it
