#samson silversten

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This is your daily reminder that Gale Dekarios

✨Loves Dick✨

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Gale: my love what would you like for dinner?

Samson, speaking out loud from his desk for the first time in 12 hours: I don’t think ppl understand how revolutionary the character of Fred Jones from Scooby Doo is because not only is he autistic he’s an autistic man who’s portrayed as cool and popular and a ladies man and is never made the butt of the joke which is incredibly progressive considering it aired in 1969-

Gale, slicing chicken thighs for paprikash: oh I never thought of it like that dear, do go on! 🥰

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the absolute whiplash I got when I realized I was accidentally romancing everyone when I started this playthrough

Astarion wanted to sleep with my tav even though he was doing lawful good shit and Astarion disapproved of it

Wyll flirted with him by the lake at the party and I know for sure I’m gonna get his dance cut scene soon

My tav had to turn Lae’zel down at the party

Every interaction with Halsin feels like soft core porn

Shadowheart was all “what you wanna tie me up or something *wink*”

and at the party there was a dialogue option I avoided like the plague when speaking to Karlach that said “I think I want to tell you how I feel…”

I have only been making decisions with Gale’s approval in mind and am successfully romancing him because of it but everyone else was also into it

meaning everyone saw this gangly awkward wannabe medical professional throwing himself in harms way to protect the vulnerable and do what’s right while also robbing people blind of their books and herbs

and they all just went

“I want you 👁️👁️”

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just realized BG3 takes place in the 90s (1490s) so here's what I think the companions (+ my tavs) would all dress like in the 1990s

Shadowheart

Lae'zel

Karlach

Gale

Wyll (crop top will smith crop top will smith crop to-)

Astarion

Halsin

Minthara

Samson (half elf bard tav)

Odette (duergar monk)

Wren (human sorcerer)

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Samson: *distracts Zrell with his love for Gale*

Zrell: You have used the wizard well but the desperate one who would love such a pathetic man must hunger for greater delights deep down

Samson:

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fuckin hello ???

my tav Samson ???

saying “I can’t lose you” to Gale in the most pained agonized voice ???

in the middle of a fight while moving over to help him out of some vines ???

they’re not even dating yet ???

I just saved Halsin in the goblin camp ???

why was that so gut wrenching ???

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Gale: *walks into camp with what looks like blood smeared around his lips* you should see the other guy

Samson: *stumbles into camp a few feet behind him in a daze, grinning like an idiot, face covered in dark red lipstick kiss prints*

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Hey y’all! Haven’t posted in a long time because I’ve been in such a rut with job and health stuff but I’m finally feeling confident enough to get back into writing! I’m ngl I haven’t written publicly since I was in The Arcana fandom circa 2019 so I’m slowly working on my Gale x Samson (tav) x Rolan fic but it’s turning out longer than I expected meaning probably a few chapters instead of the one shot I planned.

Since my partner who’s an artist participated in art fight this year after so long of being unable to it inspired me to do k!nktober (not sure if I have to sensor cuz of tumblr) this year! I’m getting a head start on the days instead of doing it day of cuz that’s just not realistic for me but I need help deciding for two of them.

I’ll reblog this with the polls listed and a link to my AO3 since that’s where I’ll be posting the fics but I’ll probably try promoting them here as well! Thank you if you decide to vote and read my work I really appreciate it!