YES. Guys if you read nothing else, just read my knock knock joke. it is A+ comedy.
1: If you had one song to describe your life right now, what would it be?
That is hard. How Many More Times - Led Zeppelin
2: If you had two children, a boy and a girl, what would you name them?
That is a decision I would not make until I met them, but I have always like the name Emily for a girl. I don’t really know about a boys name. Maybe George.
3: If you could travel to another year in the past, what year would it be and why?
I would probably travel to a time when I could see a great historical speech, or to a time when I could actually see a band I like live.
4: If you could live in any home on television, what would it be?
Oh shit. I don’t know, dude. I would probably life with the airbenders, tho.
5: What’s the best halloween costume you’ve ever worn?
I don’t remember like, any of my costumes. I’m pretty sure most of them were just non distinct combinations of a black robe and whatever plastic weapon at the store i thought was cool.
6: What’s your least favorite word?
Shit. I heard it like yesterday. Fuck. I forgot. If I remember it, I will edit.
7: If you had to be named after one of the 50 states of America, what state would you be named after?
Probably Vermont, bc then I could be Monty.
8: What food do you wish you could eat and not gain a pound?
I can already do that with p much everything, so.
9: Where do you go for advice?
That very much depends on what I am seeking advice for.
10: Tell us your cheesiest knock knock joke
-shut the fuck up you ruined it
-omfg carl you are so dumb
david? what are you talking about
11: If you could punch any famous person in the face, who would it be?
Justin Bieber. This is the first time I have actually had a person to punch. woo.
12: Name 5 songs which you know all the lyrics to.
Whoa, there’ a lot, so these will just be as I think of them:
1. Mr. Songbird - The Kinks
2. Stop That Girl - Chris Andrews
3. I'm The Urban Spaceman - The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
4. Medicated Goo - Traffic
5. California Babylon - Transplants
13: Are you superstitious? and if so, with what?
I was for a large portion of my life, so some of those deep seated ideas are still bumping around in my subconscious (which is super annoying), but on a conscious level, not at all.
14: If you could live in one movie, which one would it be?
Either Midnight in Paris or Pirate Radio.
15: Are you a night owl or a morning person?
16: What 3 physical features are you most proud of?
Pride is not the word I would use, but my hair (most of the time), my face i guess, and my jaw.
17: In how many languages can you say “hello?”
18: Who is the last person you texted and tell us a story about them.
Rachel. One time she tried to send me an anon message but she forgot to hit anon and that is basically how we became friend irl.
19: what is your religion if you have one?
20: What is your current relationship status?
21: What is a word/phrase that you say a lot?
22: If your life was a reality TV show, what would it be called?
Whoa There, Sucka: The Chronicles of The Newly Spot-lit Mutha Fucka.
23: What is your phone background?
It is a fucking great picture of a fountain in the Rose Gardens near my house. I love it.
24: In the future, what do you hope gets invented?
Sustainable energy production and energy efficient transportation. I mean that would pretty much do for me.
25: What is your spirit animal?
26: Would you rather listen to the same song for the rest of your life, or see the same movie for the rest of your life?
27: Do you usually pick truth or dare?
Truth. Truth is like 126783925 times more interesting.
28: What would you do with a million dollars?
Give some to my parents, pay for college, put some in the bank, and give some to charity.
29: What’s the most weird thing you’ve eaten?
Probably some weird molecule or something.
30: If you could be one celebrity for a day, who would you be and why?
John Green. Just to see what it’s like to be a vlogbrother.
