#sanhark

[rkfanfic]

— ◉ — @sanhark

[rksora]

#𝟎𝟐 ⋮ KT         ━━━━━━━━━━━         @sanhark  ◞  ❤

she doesn’t think much of it when she’s handed a stack of fliers and told to go out into the world. oddly enough, it’s the most familiar thing she’s done since becoming a trainee at kt. handing out fliers to the unsuspecting stranger in order to obtain some semblance of recognition: it was something she’d done a dozen of times while she had worked at the thrift shop and a handful more while volunteering at the animal shelter. the only thing that’s foreign to the tongue, is the saying that she tacks onto each flier as she hands them out with a wide grin.

the most happiest she’s looked since signing her damned name to a paper she didn’t really understand.

but she does it because at least it gets her out of four walls that have done more to her anxiety than an hour in a study hall had ever done. she’s yet to really make a dent into her stack of papers when she rounds another person as she walks down the street, a hand thrown out in front of her her, wagging the paper about, waiting for the other to take one. “if you’re interested in the idol life, please take a look at this flier -- kt could sure use a face like yours!”

[xrkepsilon-blog]

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Well that is clearly a lie. I am the best thing that ever stepped foot on Earth. You are second at best. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] That is a matter of opinion. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] There is still time to cancel many of those orders you placed the other night.

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] and that’s where you’re wrong because it’s me. you must accept that truth, pie

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] you’ll do no such thing!!

[xrkepsilon-blog]

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] And what makes you so sure of that? [ ✉ Έψιλον ] Regardless of my own status, you will have to pay. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] You are correct, I probably will not remember the exact amount. This is why I have an accountant.

[ ! deleted ] because i’m the best thing that you

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] because i’m the best thing that ever stepped foot on earth?? why else

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] you’re terrible

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] still not happening though

[xrkepsilon-blog]

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] One could have some sort of hope, I am sure. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] I am not one blind enough to hope for such freedom, unfortunately. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] Or fortunately. I have yet to decide which is appropriate. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] Of course. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] Did I mention that I was adding interest to all the charges you put on my credit card that you will have to pay back once you are world famous? [ ✉ Έψιλον ] Because I am. And continued use of my credit card means you agree to these terms.

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] oh please, you’ll look for me if i stop bugging you

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] what no i don’t agree to anything!! scrap that 

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] and who says you won’t become world famous? you won’t even remember the amount i’d spent by then

[xrkepsilon-blog]

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] If this endeavour ends in any number of contracts, there is something we must organize. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] If I never seen any of the others again, I will not be unhappy. But if I am to be expected to spend so much time surrounding by and following orders from peasants, I will need proper company at least once a week otherwise I may do something drastic. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] Weekly dinners would suffice. Shall we say Saturday nights? Anywhere proper is fine.

[ ! deleted ] does this mean you’ll be unhappy if you don’t see me

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] yeah okay

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] i thought that went without saying anyway. if you thought i wasn’t gonna bug you ever again you’re wrong

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] i’d miss your credit card