après moi, le déluge

royal— yeongjin '93 enigma gave paradox a very special hug ; sp.

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[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Occasionally. Billy will respond but will also often just stare at you. Bobby seems to think hearing his name means food so he comes running.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] I buy an entire complex and you ask which apartment is mine. Really now, Yeongjin?

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] The best seat? Oh. I booked the entire restaurant. Does that work?

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[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] ha they sound awesome

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] but there’s so many!! fine i’m gonna go inside all of them

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] oh that’s a great idea 

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] you smart cookie you

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instagram update ! 5m ♥ 301 likes [ view all 12 comments ]

look at this sausage #tbt 

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[ ✉ Έψιλον ] I am sure they will get along fine, as well. Bobby will surely keep the other two in line.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] It is much closer.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Saturday, then.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Though I do hope it is not only tha [ deleted! ]

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[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] do they respond to bill and bob

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] oh and which apartment do i enter

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] and reserve the best seat in the restaurant!! and the best wine i have a feeling i’m gonna need a lot of that by the end of the week

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something old

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(...) he’s about to take his wallet out and dish out some cash when the other guy speaks up and that’s when sungjoo takes the time to lift his head. before he can even say a word, the other male beats him to it. suddenly, sungjoo tilts his head to the side and furrows his eyebrows together. “excuse me?”

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there are words of apology emitting from the guy but yeongjin barely acknowledges them, too busy with his own thoughts to properly act on them.

“yeah, yeah you should’ve,” he responds anyway, because why not? the guy said it himself. it’d be rude to disagree and whatnot. but when the offer for payment comes up, yeongjin’s lips twist into a wry smile. “no, it’s fine.” it most certainly isn’t fine, but his hand waves in a move of dismissal -- he doesn’t need someone else’s spare change.

yeongjin isn’t one to keep track of everyone he meets -- that requires a certain amount of effort that he simply isn’t willing to exert in order appease everyone else. so the fact that he recognizes this guy -- and not in a way that makes him want to punch him in the face either -- is enough to grab hold of his attention. irritation occurs to him minutely, and he snaps his fingers, chasing after a memory that is just right there--

“what’s your name?” it doesn’t even matter how he knows anymore, this is all about the principle of the thing now; yeongjin just wants to prove to himself that he’s not going mental and this isn’t really just some vacant stranger who broke his phone.

[xsanhark-blog]

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Yes.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] I am aware. Billy and Bobby are very much the same. Though I do believe they will enjoy this new place much more than the mansion. Less dirt to have to clean from themselves.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] I hope s { DELETED! }

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] There will be a key for you to come and go as you please, and a carpark for you as well.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] If you wish to stay indefinitely, I will not say no.

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[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] oh i was kidding about the complex thing but of course you did 

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] at least muffy won’t get bored with bobby and billy around ㅋ

[ ! deleted ] i’m stayi

[ ! deleted ] that means i’ll always see

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] this is closer to royal than my place isn’t it?

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] i can visit on saturday after dinner!!

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fly(er) guy .oo9

Seokjin is so focused on the papers and getting rid of them all that the faces have all started to blur together and he’s not even sure if he’s given a flyer to that girl over there or if she was just friends with someone else he talked to. Either way, he’s already on to another victim, glancing at the person long enough to register the features as male. “Hi, you know about Nov–” Seokjin cuts himself off as he recognizes the man and his smile drops and his lip curls into a grimace. “Oh, it’s you. Never mind. I don’t even want to give you a flyer.” It’s childish and stupid, but something about this Yeongjin guy brought out juvenile pettiness in him.

his day was getting better. it really was. major emphasis on the was.

he’s accepted every flyer thrown at him so far out of the goodness of his heart (well, accepted being a loose term seeing as he hadn’t kept a vast majority of them). but this. this is his cutoff, this is game over. this is nope, no more, the screeching halt of it all. not from this guy. yeongjin doesn’t usually recognize faces of no import but this is one face he unfortunately hasn’t forgotten. “good, i don’t want your peasant flyer anyway.” 

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▸ flyer #3

her eye glanced around the crowd and landed on a guy that looked about her age. picking up the basket right next to her, she moved closer to the guy. “hello!” hyerim’s lips curled into a small smile. “if you have time, please check out sphere entertainment. the home to she'z and chaos!” taking a small package from her basket, she also handed it to the guy. it was small cookies that she had made that morning. “here something for listening to me and taking a flyer. thank you for your time.” bowing at her at 90 degrees, hyerim moved back to her corner.

alright, the first two times it was fine, really, so the places he goes to are apparently loaded with sphere people eagerly advertising the company. good for them. but the third time getting the same damn flyer is starting to feel pretty ridiculous. and who in the blubbering duck is she’z again–

oh hey at least this one comes with cookies.

he folds the flyer in half and slips it into the jacket pocket of an unsuspecting stranger, keeping the food to half ridicule, half stuff his face with later. 

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She was holding a stack of flyers by now, not at all expecting herself to be out there and handing them out. It wasn't too rehearsed, her speech. But she smiled and extended them out, making sure that people knew she was there. "Hey there! Sphere Entertainment is going to have some concerts coming up! Make sure you check it out and mark your calendars!" she said, promptly handing it to the person. After all, it was like marketing her fashion show all over again.

he fumbles the flyer slightly and he’s pretty damn sure he’s gotten the same flyer once already -- although that first one he barely glanced at. sphere. straightening the crumpled edges, he goes through the information for lack of anything better to do even if the words just go over his head. a quick look around makes it apparent that there are no garbage cans nearby so yeongjin shoves the flyer at the next passerby with a firm “take it” that leaves no room for argument.

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Mission #3

She could not be happier than right now. It was her first official duty as a TRC trainee and she wanted to do it perfectly, not only to prove how determined she was but because she was so proud of being in this company that she felt like everyone should join the fun. Her bright smile and innocent face made it very easy to approach strangers on the street, especially young people. When she saw this guy with very nice looking hair, she immediately ran over to him. “Hello, hi! My name is Jo Eunae.” She bowed and handed a flyer to him with both of her hands. “Would you be interested in one of these? It contains TRC Entertainment’s upcoming activities and important information. It’s a very good company!” 

TRC. the name catches his attention and his eyes dart down to the girl – she’s pretty, a thought that very rarely occurs to him upon seeing a stranger, but all the same yeongjin doesn’t return the introduction. he takes a flyer though because he apparently associates the company with sanha now after the whole audition thing so he’s got this weird sense of curiosity. “thanks,” he says, tone bland in comparison to her enthusiastic approach. although he does smile in consolation – the small, friendly one that curves his eyes and gets everyone believing he isn’t a demon spawn. 

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f04

( * the male stands in the sun, hot as hell in his lobster costume he’s completely adorned himself in, perched in front of the kt building with a bulk of flyers in his hand and grin plastered to his face. taehyung has absolutely no shame; rather, in actuality, he’s having too much fun with this flyer assignment. ) hey! ( * he waddles over to the passerby with his fabric lobster claw outstretched, the b-52’s blasting obnoxiously from his boom box on the ground, fitting the flyer into the passerby’s hand. ) check out kt entertainment! we’ve got dancing lobsters! ( * he exclaims happily, doing a tiny jig to the song chorus before moving his attention to the rest of the crowd. )

{` he manages to reign in the laughter enough to take a photo a good distance away – he knows many people who’d appreciate the sight. crossing the street, he’s had his fill of amusement already so yeongjin doesn’t stop to watch the ridiculous show anymore – until lobster man places a flyer in his hand and really, the peasant is hilarious, so he takes it with a snort and a shake of the head. a few minutes in, he spots his friend and hands her the flyer, other hand pointing towards the general direction of the mess behind him } they’ve got dancing lobsters. {` he says with a shrug } 

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the stack of flyers on her hands seemed to disappear too slowly, but that didn't discouraged her. instead, she felt glad that she could talk about royal entertainment to other people. "hello!" she called, bowing to the boy as soon as she got his attention. "would you accept this flyer? it has amazing information about royal entertainment!"

the only reason he stops and actually responds to the greeting with a smile like a normal human being is because those flyers she’s holding contain the words ‘royal entertainment’. he takes a flyer off her hands and looks at it with increasing revelation.

he’s supposed to do this too, isn’t he. shit.

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Upon discovering that part of becoming a trainee is doing grunt work, or what Rachel would call grunt work at least, she sets out to get rid of the stack of flyers as quickly as she can during what would be a lunch break. Hopefully having a pretty face would be useful in getting the attention of people more quickly. “Hey!” She calls for the attention of the person a few feet away from her, approaching them with a flyer already prepared. “This is a great company you should check out sometime!”

he doesn’t really look up at the call, barely glancing towards the direction of the sound even when footsteps come undeniably closer -- nobody simply ‘hey’s him, thank you very much. his phone beeps for attention as she hands him a flyer and he nods distractedly, flyer between two fingers and a thumb. no vocal response comes from him as he walks off, sparing the info a short glance before dropping it atop some stranger conked out on a park bench.

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something old

it becomes routine work -- delivering food for his workaholic father who thinks himself immortal and wouldn’t spare a thoughtful second about some damn sandwich. yeongjin doesn’t even bother asking the man’s assistant whether his presence is needed, and certain hours of the day had somehow warped into scheduled trips to one of their law firms. the fact that his dad seems tied down to the local one an acceptable distance away from yeongjin’s flat is the only reason he started this.

he strolls inside the building without looking up from his phone, knowing that everyone who matters knows exactly who he is so explanations for the visit are unneeded. the drop off is just as quick as his entrance, barging inside his father’s office and railroading the older man into feeding himself before walking off. 

wanting to cut his ten minute walk home in half, he doesn’t slow his pace once he’s reached the streets and he honestly does a pretty decent job at dodging the crowd as he moves.

until, inevitably, he doesn’t. 

“shit,” the word is mumbled, far calmer than it should be considering his phone just met its crushing death on the pavement below. 

well alright then. he’s been meaning to replace the thing anyway. 

still, how dare this peasant bump into him. yeongjin looks up, taking a breath as he prepares to tell the guy off, but his tirade becomes a wordless exhale as he takes a good look -- his eyes swear they’ve seen that face before, exact time and place aren’t able to be pinpointed as of yet, so he squints, temporarily ignoring the pitiful mess of technology between them. “i know you.”

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[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Do not worry. It will be usable again once father’s payment clears.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] It is a very nice apartment. Even the staff are being treated with the lower floor apartments.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Come and visit and you can find out.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Bring Muffy.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Perhaps pack a bag.

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[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] did you buy like... a bunch of apartments

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] no you bought a whole complex didn’t you

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] of course i’ll go visit

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] why do i need to bring him? you know he gets fussy with traveling back and forth

[ ! deleted ] wait is this you asking

[ ! deleted ] do you want me to stay or

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] ???? am i staying 

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sanhark:

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Duly noted.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Also I apologize, but you will not be able to use my credit card for purchases for the next twenty-four hours.

[ ✉ Έψιλον ] I potentially just maxed it out buying an apartment in Jongno District.

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] BUT WHY

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] wow must be real nice if you’re maxed out

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] why do you need an apartment there in the first place?

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[ ✉ Έψιλον ] Well that is clearly a lie. I am the best thing that ever stepped foot on Earth. You are second at best. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] That is a matter of opinion. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] There is still time to cancel many of those orders you placed the other night.

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] and that’s where you’re wrong because it’s me. you must accept that truth, pie

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] you’ll do no such thing!!

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[ ✉ Έψιλον ] And what makes you so sure of that? [ ✉ Έψιλον ] Regardless of my own status, you will have to pay. [ ✉ Έψιλον ] You are correct, I probably will not remember the exact amount. This is why I have an accountant.

[ ! deleted ] because i’m the best thing that you

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] because i’m the best thing that ever stepped foot on earth?? why else

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] you’re terrible

[ ✉ ηλίθιος ] still not happening though