sometimes I think about what would happen if I got transported into the undertale multiverse and when I entertain that train of thought and how realistically I’d probably get along with the characters, I’m like
what would papyrus think about my pixel art tattoo of him, cape swaying in the wind, on my thigh, very obviously showing evidence of being blurred and faded for longer than he’s known me
he’d probably be HONOURED and sans, if unaware of my predicament, would think his brother has a stalker
until he saw his own pixel art tattoo. on my other thigh . winking with a whoopee cushion in his hand
my fuck ass would try and pull my shorts down further as I sceddaddle but accidentally get my shirt caught and yanked down as well, while I’m turned around, perfectly displaying the deltarune symbol below the back of my neck, where I’d proceed to fall on my face
this haunts me
and it’s why I’m currently saving up for those tattoos
SANS AND PAPYRUS ARE REAL SENTIENT PEOPLE IN ANOTHER WORLD I scream as they drag me into the asylum