#santabae

[urhouseishauntd]

get in the sleigh ladies we're going CAROLING @taylorswift @taylornation

[swynlake-spill]

Not to try and expose Beck’s Secret Santa but it has to be a really close friend (or maybe a partner????) bc there is no way this isn’t an elaborate bit. It’s getting too weird.

oh you are tempting me. you are so tempting me.

here is what i will say. when considering the identity of THE iconic santabae, one must not be so small-minded. no, we must put ourselves in santabae's shoes. IF you were a close friend or partner, wouldn't you have known that beck didn't know what coke was? or hadn't ever tried caffeine before?

exactly. so you must think to yourself. who loves a bit. who loves being elaborate. who thrives off attention. which student would take being THE dorm's 2021 Best Secret Santa (tm) so seriously as to make it an aspect of their personality, something to brag about for YEARS to come?

when you can answer all those questions, then the identity of santabae unfolds itself-- like my absolute favourite christmas present.

[junovalencia]

#santabae #pom #pomsofig https://www.instagram.com/p/Br_fUvOnOof/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6x3plttqggml

[ashymcgee]

Me: So, Mrs. Claus. I know this is your busiest month of the year. What do you do after the holidays? . Mrs. Claus: Well, I work as a pet sitter and retail. I used to be a profit manager and stock broker, but I gave up that life, Dear. . Me: And Santa? . Mrs. Claus (winking): He works in the Cannabis industry. Those toys need to be made somehow! . I'm dead, Mrs. Claus. DEAD. That's why Rudolph has that red nose. ☠☠☠ . #santabae #santaclaus #mrsclaus #hohoho #smokeweedeveryday #seattle #420 #cannabis #northernlights (at North Pole) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrtUmixAMX_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=183kw362o4he7

[katherineitacy]

#bluesteel #santabae #saltbae #uglysweater #uglysweaterparty #birthdayparty #tistheseason #christmas #christmastime🎄 #ilovechristmas #christmasismyfavorite #hohoho #🎄#bestsweaterever (at Rhode Island) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrswOfSAP5o/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mkq2whhlnlo8

[urbanchickresto]

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Give me 5! Days to Christmas shop.. Santa Bae🎄 Comes with ice cream, marshmallows, choco candies, choco wafers, candy cane, Oreo ball and a shake of your choice! Shake Flavors: Milk, Chocolate and Cookies and cream for only P150 Banana Cinnamon P160 Apple Cinnamon P170 Merry Christmas! 🎄 #sweet #dessert #drink #shake #merrychristmas #yum #hungry #santabae #bae #santaclaus #chocolate #milk #food #foodie #foodpics #foodporn #foodphotography #maginhawa #maginhawafoodtrip #maginhawastreet #quezoncity #foodvideo #video #countdown

[urbanchickresto]

Hurry down the chimney tonight! Santa Bae🎄 Comes with ice cream, marshmallows, choco candies, choco wafers, candy cane, Oreo ball and a shake of your choice! Shake Flavors: Milk, Chocolate and Cookies and cream for only P150 Banana Cinnamon P160 Apple Cinnamon P170 Merry Christmas! 🎄 #sweet #dessert #drink #shake #merrychristmas #yum #hungry #santabae #bae #santaclaus #chocolate #milk #food #foodie #foodpics #foodporn #foodphotography #maginhawa #maginhawafoodtrip #maginhawastreet #quezoncity

[tanizakij]

If you are friends with tumblr user santabae( aka boyhoarder in the off season) please see me