#santasslut

[toiletdoll]

Would you strap me into Santa’s sleigh and forcefeed me / fuck my helpless holes? 😢

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[apokeintheeye]

Tagged by the awesome santasslut

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger has set for you in their posts, then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them in your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

(already done this before soooo no questions from this good ol' pal but pliiizz feel free to answer the same questions  below and tell santasslut about it.ok bye)

1. What is your pet peeve?

let's say that its a person whose name starts with L and whom I would love to throw chairs at

2. How old were you when you saw porn for the first time?

well when I saw food for the first time ever, so yeah

3. Your 5 favourite movies?

I change my favorite movies like i change clothes, but pitch perfect is a keeper, the avengers, sherlock holmes most-movies-ever-created. is that five? it is now

4. what is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?

woaah don't even get me started. I've been young and stupid so you tell me

5. Which is your favourite song?

oh my why all these hard questions. well shinedown is always a winner, but atm i'm very found of mumford and sons - babel and come back down - greg laswell

6. Favourite app on the phone?

 tumblrrr

7. The best moment of your life?

ok so some serious shit right here: when my test results came back perfect after being sick for over a year. that. was. awesome.

8. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

so i should be 27, hopefully i haven't died. if i also haven't failed life completely, i am an architect with loads of cash ha ha ha. maybe some mini-me's as well. 

9. Which is the one food you wouldn’t mind eating everyday?

ceasar salad mmmmmmm 

10.What is the one thing you would kill for right now?

a fuNCTIONAL STOMACH GOD DAMN IT

11. Do you like cats or dogs?

cats all the way. dogs smell weird

[dildo-bagginz]

Can you post links to your favorite blogs? Or at least a few you can think of right now..?:)

sure thing! Of course I love all of the blogs I follow because they are just amazing. But there are a few blogs I thank the high heavens for allowing me to find and make weekly blood sacrifices to praying I can be half as flawless as them and they include (in no particular order):

thinsailorsknots

athousandfailingworlds

santasslut

c-atchingmockingjays

kaleidoscopeeee

ikkinnorwoks

the-mocking-hallows

rickmansmith

leesarghh

Oh my god there are so many LOL I'm sorry. I just couldn't narrow down the list to one or two. A lot are Hunger Games and Harry Potter blogs but there are quite a few humour ones in there too. Fun fact: this is what I do while sitting at my computer screen whenever one of these blogs pop up on my dashboard: