Mar 16, 2024
Sarah Simons you will always be famous
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Sarah Simons you will always be famous
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A video advertising ‘Shut Up I’m Talking’s new merchandise, it starts with both Tom ‘TommyInnit’ Simons and Jack Manifold waking up on the podcast set and then follows them as they walk about Brighton, bumping into other creators, before ending back on the podcast set and falling asleep.
Both Jack and Tom yawn and stretch as they wake up, before the screen starts to close on Jack.
Jack: No!
Jack widens the screen and then makes it into a cinematic shot.
Tom: Mm. This is better.
Jack: Coffee?
Tom: Coffee!
They both leave the podcast set and walk around Brighton in their merchandise before going into a coffee shop, where Seán ‘Jacksepticeye’ McLoughlin is the barista serving his own brand of coffee.
While this is happening the phrase ‘shut up I’m talking’ is repeated in the background in a annoying voice.
Tom: Top of the mornin’ to you?
Seán punches them both before serving them coffee which he spills.
Jack and Tom drink their coffee, before they have to stop as Tom pisses himself.
Jack: Really?
Tom: Really.
They arrive at a launderette, where Sarah Simons works, Tom pulls faces before taking his underwear off and giving them to Sarah, who takes them with a pair of tongs.
Tom: Ugh, sorry.
As they wait for their laundry to clean, Jack plays on a be headset and Tom writes in a ‘worst moment of the week’ notebook, the tv is playing a news station in the background.
TV Presenter: In entertainment news:
Popular YouTuber, gamer, DanTDM has set yet another audience member on fire.
In a statement to press, Mr. TDM said that ‘it wasn’t our fault, again.’
As Jack and Tom walk through Brighton again, they bump into Freddie ‘Badlinu’ who is walking his dog, they jump as they greet each other, before stroking the dog.
Jack, Tom & Freddie (in unison): Freddo! Yay!
Freddie: Doggo!
All of them: Yay!
As Jack and Tom walk through the park, they pass an exercise class ran by Jedward, it soon evolves into a circus act.
Jedward: 5, 6, 7, 8 - huh, uh, oh, wah.
Tom: Oh, here we go.
Jedward: Oh, oh, everybody front flip, John did a front flip!
Wait guys, stop!
Hold on, what are you doing?
Stop, no- no circus, guys.
This ain’t a circus, stop what you’re doing please.
Stop, n- no circus.
No circus, wait, wait.
Tom: Uh, Jack!
Jedward: N- no circus!
You want that, go to Dan and Phil’s class.
As Jack and Tom walk down the coast they pass AverageHarry, who is vandalising a Dan and Phil poster with cat whiskers, he also wears cat whiskers.
Tom: Pint?
Jack: Pint.
They both walk into a pub where George Memeulous is playing piano, and various patrons, including Sarah Simons and Badlinu’s dog, are sat at tables.
They are served by someone who puts them a pint that ends up being a ‘Shut Up I’m Talking’ t shirt.
As they advertise their merch everyone looks over and ends up wearing different types of merch.
Jack: Bar man! Beer me.
Bar Man: What the-?
Jack: Shut up I’m selling!
Tom: That’s right!
To celebrate one year of ‘Shut Up I’m Talking’, we are selling an exclusive line of merch, that you- yes you! Can buy with your cold, hard money- money- money- money- money.
Jack: Available now - suitmerch.store!
Tom: Right, but enough of that old bollocks.
Cheers!
Everyone cheers and drinks their pints.
Jack and Tom walk out of the pub and back to the podcast set.
Tom: I said I was shut up I’m talking.
Jack: No, shut up I’m talking.
Tom laughs, before they end back up on the podcast set where they cover themselves in blankets.
Tom: Goodnight mate.
Jack: Night mate.
The cinematic shot starts to close on them and they both wake up and begin to panic.
Tom: Jack? Jack, is that meant to be happening?
Jack: W- what?
Tom: Jack, what’s happening?
Jack: I don’t know! I don’t know what’s happening!
Tom: Jack! Hold me!
Jack: Make it stop!
Tom: Hold me!
Jack: Make it stop! Make it stop!
They both scream as the screen goes dark, before the words ‘1 year of shut up I’m talking buy merch here www.suitmerch.store’ appears on screen.
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Tubbo replied to Sarah Simons' reply on his main at 2:49 GMT
i'm a sarah simons fan first and foremost. move over tommy it's time for your mom to shine
HAPPY BORN DAY INTERNET MUM U R SO COOL