#sarcasmkat

[mvrderhoe]

I am drunk, I miss my friends, these popsicles are not making me feel better.

[mvrderhoe]

I am extraordinarily fucked up right now, but I just wanted to say that I have some of the most amazing beautiful people for friends. You guys tolerate so much shit from me, and you handle my disorders, and you make me feel good about myself and protect me from dickbags. All of you are just perfect and amazing and I love you so much and I'm sorry for all the crap I pull. I know how difficult I can be as a person, and it's so hard for me to accept love and compliments, but you guys still have faith in me, regardless of my terribleness. I don't say it enough but I appreciate you a ton, and no matter how long we go without talking nothing has changed for me. I will love you forever. If I make it to 90 and we still haven't talked rest assured nothing has changed. I will always care for you dearly, and I would totes kill any man for each and every one if you ❤️❤️❤️ Sorry for the length lol

[thisbirdhasflownn]

19, 25, and 34 wooooo

katie kat! i hope you have a fabulous time in california, my dear

19. What do you collect? Bonus points if its that “weird” thing you collect.

I used to collect business cards…but I haven’t been collecting anything for a while. I think I’m gonna start a giraffe collection

25. What movie have you seen more times than any other?

Finding Nemo. I can quote the whole thing

34. Favorite smell that really shouldn’t smell good.

Root beer. I don’t know if that shouldn’t smell good, but I love it

[thisbirdhasflownn]

# 8,17,21

Aw you’re the best!

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

Last night in my dream I was trying to get Rowena to tell me something, I don’t remember what it was, but she kept avoiding it. Finally she was like “okay I’ll tell you, but first you should know I’m not professionally trained. The thing is…” And I woke up right then, it was really annoying.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

Just lick it. Anyone who does otherwise is sick and wrong.

21. Could you handle being in the military?

Probably not, I’m very emotional so I would never even survive boot camp