#sarcolinesomnium

[madomadotsuki]

@sarcolinesomnium

[⌘]-- The list is finally complete. Excellent.

       Surprisingly to her, the Carolina Reapers were actually harder to find than the laxatives. But in the end she found both, along with everything else, and completed her list 100%.

       All according to keikaku (keikaku means “plan”).

       Madotsuki kept all her things still in their respective grocery bags as to not get them mixed with any of their kitchen’s wares, then picking up her phone to warn her accomplice friend.

[WindowMoon has posted, X:XX PM:]

[txt] hey Samado! [txt] it’s me, Snudder Mado!

[txt] i got everything for our sweet sweet plan-- i mean sweet cookies heheh

[txt] we gotta meet! can you come to my place or should i send someone to pick you up or something?

       As she texted Samado, she wondered if she should have bought two of those plastic caps some cooks wear for hygienic purposes-- but there wasn’t enough leftover money after completing the list. Besides, she’ll make sure they both have their hands well washed and clean before dealing with the food, so it should be all good.

       A slightly mischievous grin pulls at the corners of her mouth just imagining how it might go. Oh yes, this will be perfect.

[maiden-of-eyes]

@sarcolinesomnium

She knows her birthday?

Huh. Guess it’s because she’s so young and kept track. Interesting.

“I was not aware you had a birthday. I suppose we’ll have to do something special for it.”

[buddynikki-blog]

“Amongst the brighter half of this, we have a chance to accept that we’ll forever be conventionally ugly. We may be one big, fat amalgamation of ugly, but we can all be ugly together.”

[madomadotsuki]

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[⌘]-- [ * WindowMoon🌙 has posted; 03:06 AM]:

[txt] hey Samado [txt] its me, Snudder Mado

[txt] uh. i noticed that you have often found yourself in the middle of unpleasant events on Undernet lately [txt] and im partly to blame. and im really sorry, because you dont need nor deserve that when youve only been trying to have a good time

[txt] i hope we can still hang out when i return of vacation [txt] but i will understand if you dont want to anymore

[txt] i am a problem. i know that. i am just a problem

[txt] you dont need to reply to this ASAP or at all if you dont want to [txt] absolutely zero pressure

[maiden-of-eyes]

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Satori took the truck well away from the overpass into town before settling down for the night. It was too dark to do much else.

There wasn’t much rest to be expected from being all alone in what was basically the wilderness, but Satori had been sleeping in unfamiliar, potentially dangerous areas for months now. She slept lightly, but well-ish. 

Breakfast was a can of beets. Joy.

“Hope you got some rest. You may need it today.”

[maiden-of-eyes]

Satori didn't have much choice but to carry Madotsuki. Her ankle wasn't broken (probably), but it would take hours longer to get where they needed to go without help. There was also a zero percent chance that she'd be leaving her alone anywhere, least of all when she was injured.

They couldn't carry everything, and likely didn't want to anyway. The toolkit, medical supplies, a gallon of water, and the hot plate and a pot. Everything fit in Madotsuki’s backpack, who she was carrying anyways. Handy.

“First thing we need to do is find somewhere safe. Secure a house or something, board it up.” This part looked familiar...no zombies yet. Would be soon, though. Probably as soon as houses appeared. “That gives somewhere for you to stay, and somewhere to stockpile things. I can make trips back and forth and drop off what I find. And um, be close enough in case something happens, of course.”

[maiden-of-eyes]

Road Trip #2

Driving was a nice change of pace. Unfortunately, the roads were packed firmly with ice and snow, so even on the highway they couldn’t safely go too fast. Satori went 30, and about 20 on a curve. The speed minimum signs said 55, but...

Eventually, Satori brought the truck to a gentle halt. She looked at Madotsuki, and gently tapped her on the shoulder. Still sleeping, apparently. She seemed to do a lot of that. “Madotsuki?” Tap tap.

[maiden-of-eyes]

Eviction Notice

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“Madotsuki? Madotsuki! Please come here.”

Ooh boy. Right when they’d calmed down after the exploding slug demon thing, too.