That moment you confuse the amazing annual tradition of Discovery's Shark Week with a euphemism for a period...
lmao this is infinitely funnier if this is about my post about shark week reminding me how big white sharks are

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That moment you confuse the amazing annual tradition of Discovery's Shark Week with a euphemism for a period...
lmao this is infinitely funnier if this is about my post about shark week reminding me how big white sharks are
are you emotionally stable yet after the trailer?
when in my entire life have i been emotionally stable
Your basically just adorable. Like a lost kitten 99.5% of the time. The other .05% is when someone trashes Danny Lawrence or Dorothy Castlemore. Then you're a 5663321345 on the scale.
:Pthis is offensive i would fight any philosopher other than my advisor and also whoever is responsible for fucking with Claire Bennet and Aech as well
Plz don't hurt yourself with a bow and arrow. You hurt yourself enough without a weapon
lisTEN i haven’t used a bow and arrow since elementary school
Don't feel bad about the covid thing! This variation has a more effective breakthrough rate than the previous ones :/ (aka those who've been vaccinated and/or have had covid prior had a higher chance of getting infected by this strain than the others)
Take care of yourselves as you get better! 💙
waaaaaah this is so sweet thank you 🥺💕
that’s good to know about the breakthrough rate, I didn’t know that. it really sucks that it’s spreading around more easily now. i’ve seen people say that it’s more mild than the og covid, which checks out with me because all I got was a sore throat, stuffy nose, a bitchass fever for a few days, and just now losing taste and smell. no coughing/shortness of breath or anything actually severe which is vv good.
Thank you for the ask 🫶💕
...why do you like the Pittsburgh team if you're from Texas?
Well my dad grew up a hockey fan, so I remember him having on hockey games when I was younger. It seemed interesting enough so I was trying to figure out who to root for, and I stumbled on the fact that Crosby and I have the same birthday. And. You know. Penguins are cute animals. That’s what got me started with the Pens and my love has only gotten deeper over the past years because streaming has let me see most of the games as opposed to the few that were on TV here. Also, I just really love the way that the boys play. Smart and fast and hard-working, instead of constantly hard-hitting and/or dirty like some teams.
Also I uhhh have a tendency to like teams that are nowhere near where I live. See also: Green Bay Packers, Bayern Munich, German national teams, and once upon a time the LA Galaxy. The only sports team I like that’s in Texas is my college. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(Answering publicly bc I’m sure other people are wondering the same.)
Sharon Bell or aj Simmons?
AJ Simmons
Put 2 celebrities in my ask, based only on physical appearance, I’ll tell you who I prefer.
That's a lie. I virtually never listen to you. and when I do. I promptly do the opposite of what you told me to do
that’s valid
also I have to admit that when I read this all I could think was that that reaction to things that I say is the Exact Same Reaction that my own brain has