#sarulackofasstag

[kirksfattitties]

yk how in almost every other star trek all men have flat asses but there’s like one (MAYBE TWO) main men with a bubble butt? i’m starting to think that dsc is the opposite in that most of the guys have pretty good asses.

and then there’s just. saru.

[kirksfattitties]

Sorry to infodump but that got me very exicited... Doug Jones has a point about flat-assed aliens. We saw how fast Kelpians can run, so we already know they evolved to be more efficient bipeds than us- think about how different an ostrich's legs are, or how there are arguments about blade-running paralympians having an 'unfair advantage', because the leg shapes are better than ours. Our fat asses are a side effect of our weak little ape legs :(

Maybe that's why Garak is so flat too

okay so

1.) ostrich kelpians. kelpians with feathers. is this anything

2.) i have a fat ass and im physically unable to run. are you saying that these things are related. that i can’t run because my fat ass. that my fat ass. makes it. so that. i cannot. run. like actually for real i can’t run. and it’s because my ass is fat. is this what that means or did i misunderstand something.

3.) ALSO garak’s ass is flat but that’s because his tits are huge so he gets a pass