TRANSVESTIGATE ME, CAPTAIN

~he/xe | neil | 26 | transfag | tit scholar~ ~“always on the hunt for starfleet cake”~ ~not talking about aos unless mentioned/tagged~ ~ ~watched: tos & movies, tas, tng & movies, ds9, dsc (not caught up), short treks, voy, ent, pic (not caught up), lwd (not caught up), and aos~ ~watching: prodigy(soon)~ ~reading: tuc novelization~ ~ ~main: @dunmertitty~ ~other star trek blogs: @strappedspock and @ponfarrofficial

[kirksfattitties]

short king kirk😌

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[dunmertitty]

dude scifi shows are so cuntyy where else can you see scantily clad men with severe wounds. and this levels of bulge other than gay porn

[dunmertitty]

i’m really high and not able to take a picture of my tv fast enough and can’t find the screenshots online why is my life so hard

[dunmertitty]

hold on whys this shows website so cool (ignore the fact im on mobile) this show is so epic it’s like what if star trek had a younger bisexual transsexual brother who was living a secret double life.

[dunmertitty]

(ignore the fact he’s mortally wounded)

kinda a slay level of bulge

[lahiah]

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

[aenslem]

4.03 "Human Best Friend" STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS (2022–)

[idontwanttoboldlygo]

T'hy'la is such a wild thing to have as canon because I always forget it's not a fanfic thing and get shocked whenever it makes an appearance

[karmrys]

[anotherremixx]

something something star trek

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

chess exists as a very specific pornworld

[frogayyyy]

[frogayyyy]

off duty x

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

I am here for feminist sex

[cutecipher]

[tlirsgender]

The thing about Spock being hot is that he isn't framed like he's supposed to be. Yknow? Like the cinematography and the way other characters interact with him doesn't typically imply you the viewer are meant to desire him carnally. So it can be easy to forget for a moment until it just kind of suddenly hits you. And "wait Spock's hot" is perhaps one of the least original thoughts one can have but nevertheless I'm kind of continuously having this revelation

[tlirsgender]

Furthermore he's like. Statuesque. He has a certain poise and grace about him rarely found in men. He's cunty but understated. She ate and she chewed with her mouth closed. You know what I mean? And the whole point of him is that "carnal desire" is extremely off limits. You CANNOT fuck him. Unless.......? And this is the repressed erotic intrigue that invented fanfiction

[kirksfattitties]

this is what so many of the straight male writers/producers/directors don’t understand. they keep trying to make a Hot Sexy Leading White Man based on what their (straight male) perception of what makes men attractive - which is not what is attractive to straight women - and is not intrigues queer audiences (regardless of attraction to men). it’s why spock was so much more popular than kirk. it’s why everyone was hot for picard instead of riker. it’s why no one gives a fuck about pike.

go back and look at all your favorite episodes and watch the names of the writers/lead creatives. there’s definitely a woman/fag in there

[raisinchallah]

the sisko kirk hero worship homoeroticism would be entirely reversed if kirk ever showed up on ds9 thru his own time travel circumstances because the first thing that would happen is he would meet quark and the thing about kirk is there is nobody in the entire space and time of the universe that would annoy him more than quark it would immediately be like the worst day he ever experienced it would be like nonstop torment trying to understand why these things keep happening to him and then he would see sisko tactfully handling quark or god forbid see him getting quark to kiss the nagus scepter and like it would be over for him like sisko handling quark related paperwork would be the single most heroic thing hes ever seen like he would become immediately obsessed and bewitched

[shegayonmygirl]

hate to be a fujoshi but... I kinda want odo and quark to explore eachothers bodies... garak and bashir also...

[shegayonmygirl]

SIX SEVEN????????

[tlirsgender]

Sure sure ds9 polycule but you know what? Canon accurate O'Briens would find out they're both cheating on each other with Kira (who didn't realize this was a problem because Bajorans something something) & the b plot that episode is all 3 of them arguing about it (with each other as well as the rest of the crew) until forgiving each other but without actually coming to an agreement about anything that leaves it ambiguous if they're gonna keep doing that or not. And it'd be really funny and vaguely problematic

[tlirsgender]

Worf HATES infidelity. Jadzia is Actually Polyamorous. Worf is conflicted about Actual Polyamory. Julian accidentally admits to cheating on one of his ex girlfriends

[tlirsgender]

Garak LOVES infidelity

[klatukattdreams]

Garak loves infidelity AND polyamory

"Ah my dear doctor, there is not real difference between ethical and unethical non-monogamy."

[tlirsgender]

"The way I see it, ALL non-monogamy is ethical" "No!"

[kirksfattitties]

*to a klingon* call me 9/11 the way i wanna hit those twin towers

[kirksfattitties]

transfem klingon bottom surgery is also a 9/11 joke but i’m not smart enough to figure out how to word it

[kirksfattitties]

forgor that double dick klingon isn’t common knowledge and thought you meant this about 9/11