#sascorpions

[lastonetoleavethetheatre]

9 mile walk started. Hat: San Antonio Scorpions FC. Podcast: Son of a Hitman. Miles walked in 99 days: 831. #hatwatch2020 #sascorpions #sonofahitman (at Gwinnett County, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBQZ8fhJDpJ/?igshid=kgt1l7pywg36

[hgracy]

Let's go, Scorpions! #soccer #sanantonio #sascorpions #summer2015 #texas #nasl #toyotacenter

[hgracy]

Enjoying some San Antonio Scorpions Soccer with @isaiah_cudas82 #sanantonio #summer2015 #sascorpions #texas #soccer #nasl #toyotacenter

[jummits]

CHAMPS!!!! #SASCORPIONS (at Toyota Field)

[soccerspoofsongs-blog]

Mascot from an Oval

April 12 San Antonio Scorpions vs. Minnesota United FC 5:48 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugeBhsKCgy8

Inspired by Brad Baker’s tweet and a “new and improved” San Antonio Scorpions (with only 5 returning players)

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"Mascot from an Oval" based on “Message in the Bottle” by The Police

Just a castaway He’s Bingham the goalkeeper On loan from San Jose And ex-Silverback, Menjivar

More "Transfers In" Than any team could bear When Ramírez scored  They fell into despair

They send an S.O.S. as they wail They have a big white egg to unveil They hope that someone likes their They hope that someone likes their They hope that someone likes their Mascot from an Oval Mascot from an Oval

A year has passed Since Harmse punched Campos But we should watch out ex-Railhawk bastard

Julius can’t Keep it together Stomps Tiago in strife And then he gets a red card

New brutes for S.A.S.? Spikes impale. Ref still sends foot-ball thugs to jail. They hope that they distract with They hope that they distract with They hope that they seem cute with Mascot from an Oval Mascot from an Oval Mascot from an Oval Mascot from an Oval

Now in the second half Don’t believe what I saw Touray leg sweeps a Loon Venegas’ free kick drops my jaw

Seems Loons scored a third As Davis beats the keep But goalkeep had control?!? Was ref watching or asleep

They send an S.O.S. in disguise Owner Cornfield accuses with lies They hope that someone likes their They hope that someone likes their They hope that someone likes their Happy Meal Restrepo Eddie dude Shaun Saiko Chivas guy named Soto (Norway) 2nd tier Borrajo (Hey) Cann played with Toronto

Mending up an S.A.S. Mending up an S.A.S. Mending up an S.A.S. Mending up an S.A.S. [fade out]

[propaneandpropaneaccessorie-blog]

Just when I thought I had heard it all, along comes a #macklemore #tejano #remix. #sascorpions #xolos contra #santos