1: Eren could burn cereal. Denied.
2: Sasha is,, a farmer?? PERFECT honestly.
3: Not sure what Mikasa is up to but you go girl.
4: Hange as a scientist is 110% canon. Exactly right. It doesn’t get any more accurate than that.
5: BERTHOLDT IS A MAGICIAN?? Okay okay..
6: Annie seems like a flight attendant/stewardess? I could see it.
7: I’m still a proponent of Erwin being a teacher but judge is good. Honestly he’d be an amazing lawyer.
8: idc Levi as a cop fits a modern version of him and I’m surprised I never thought of that before. But it still doesn’t beat career criminal Levi or janitor Levi.








