#sassy john

[storywriter12]

When you're waiting ages for harold outside the book store when he said he will be only a minute

😂😂😂😂😂

Sorry, I saw this on Pinterest, and it just looks like harold and john went out for lunch, and harold took john shopping and left john waiting outside

I adore them❤️

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

Whatever Remains: 105 Previous - Next - Beginning

[missdaviswrites]

Sunday Six (monday edition)

worked yesterday and forgot to post my favorite sentences from chapter 14:

“John." Mycroft looked down at him, and Sherlock had to push back an urge to physically jump in between them to keep Mycroft away.

"Yes? What?" John raised his eyebrows, managing a look of innocence.

"Why is it that I am eternally hopeful that you will talk some sense into my brother, particularly when it comes to matters of personal safety, and yet you continually disappoint me?"

John shrugged. "I guess you just don't learn." He picked up his glass of water and took a long sip.

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--from chapter 14 of Side Effects, ready soon!!

[freddiexjohn]

Brian, to John: would you punch Roger for a million pounds?

John: *looks at Roger*

Roger: :)

John: I would punch him for a penny and a high five

[bakingsherlycakes]

Is it wrong that I imagine this is John on holiday after a case with Sherlock, at some villa of Mycroft's, dying to make a move, desperate to finally bring them together, to make a grab for all they could be, and he's so fed up with not talking about their feelings, he just snaps when Sherlock looks over and finally asks "So what exactly is it that you want, John?"

He palms himself for emphasis and says, "Deduce this, you gorgeous idiot!"

Things moved along rather quickly after that.

[missdaviswrites]

Sunday Six

"Yes, well, you were in charge of the reno, brother dear. Guess you should have thought less about what colour tile to put in the loo and more about all the potential enemies you've made over the years."

"Or you could just try not letting my enemies escape from prison."

"Hey, stop it, you two," John said. He gestured at the laptop. "Back it up a few seconds and pause it right before the drone hits the window."

Mycroft did as requested, and John pulled the laptop closer, pointing at the screen. "It looks like it's carrying a smoke grenade, but not one I've ever seen before."

"Oh, yes, Dr. Watson," Mycroft said. "Pardon me, I had forgotten about the time you spent as a grenadier during your years in the service."

"Shut up, Mycroft. What do you know about it, hm?"

--six paragraphs from chapter 9 of Side Effects, coming to AO3 soon!!

[womble1]

It had been a rather trying and long rescue. John had muted himself on the comms feed but his image remained, frowning and apparently muttering.

Alan: "Gordon, you're better at lip reading, what's he saying?"

Gordon : (frowning in concentration) "the same thing over and over..... It's - Not - Worth - The jail - Sentence. Ha ha!! Someone's really got on John's bad side today. Eos's search history is going to show good places to hide the bodies!"

[womble1]

Feedback

"you see, honest feedback is really important. I'm not trying to insult your intelligence or any-.."

"no of course," John cut across the droning waffle "in order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion." and he cut the connection.

"wow John, who was that?" Alan cautiously parked a drink down on the desk next to his slightly terrifying brother.

John grinned in thanks, picking up the mug. "a PR specialist who's just started working with langstrom fishler and thought he would offer us some advice on how we could best market ourselves within the" innovation arena". " air quotes were liberally applied as John wanted no credit for the birth of that particular phrase.

"oh, OK." Alan visibly relaxed, "they had it coming then" he said shrugging and continuing on his way.