Mar 22
Oh is it the Brat's birthday.
Happy Birthday Punk. I'll give you a free tour of Kamui while you eat your birthday cake. Just like I gave so many Uchihas before you. The Uchiha Special Exclusive Tour. There's a sword involved.
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Oh is it the Brat's birthday.
Happy Birthday Punk. I'll give you a free tour of Kamui while you eat your birthday cake. Just like I gave so many Uchihas before you. The Uchiha Special Exclusive Tour. There's a sword involved.
Hidan scrounged out a roll of wrapping paper and tape and balloons and got to work wrapping a mini pocket knife, a beaded bracelet, soy wax candles, and a specially made mini Akatsuki robe for the birthday boy!!
Featured attachable hood with detachable zipper.
*Sin'ichi raced in and stopped before Obito and Shisui, catching his breath excitedly*
I'm.. Sinba! SINBA IS AN UCHIHA LION! SINBA KILLS ALL THE BADDIE BOYS YOU COPY CAT! SINBA KILLS ALL THE LOSERS. LIKE YOU. *kicks Obito's shin* GOT IT MISTER COPY CAT! GOT IT! SINBA HATES COPY CATS! SINBA IS THE BADDEST NINJA IN ACADEMY. LISTEN UP. SAS ISN'T OUT OF--heeeeeeey is that a tiger!! Hey hey!! Can I feed it! HEY CAN I TAKE THE TIGER HOME? *pulls at Obito's robes impatiently*
*picks up Sin and stuffs him in a metal cage, locking him in*
My tiger is PECKISH. So Sasuke sends his brat to me instead of turning up himself what a COWARD GOT IT. Stay in there or my tiger is being fed baby Uchiha as a snack! Let's see what your dad does now punkass kid.
IT'S SINBA!!! SIN'ICHI UCHIIIIIIIIIHAAAAA! SINBA IS AN UCHIHA LION! SINBA WAS TALKING LIKE THIS BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG TOBI! DADDY SAID YOU'RE A BADDIE BOI AND SINBA KILLS ALL THE BADDIE BOIS! Heey did you know I'm number 1 at...at Academy? Heeeey heey did you know I can do fireball jutsu? Daddy said Kakashi sensei and you were in academy together and daddy said you fought a lot. I heard--daddy said you were jealous of Kakashi sensei--and did you know Kakashi sensei is hokage now? DID YOU KNOW BABY ARASHI IS GONNA BE HOKAGE TOO? Did you know baby Arashi is 2 and 3 quarters now? HEEEEEEY!! but why do you wear a mask and what happened to your face 0_o
GREAT! Another 5 year old PUNK here to bully Tobi! YOUR DAD IS A LYING SACK OF HORSESHIT! ME? JEALOUS OF KAKA? as if! Oooh fireball jutsu so revolutionary 🙄🙄come talk to me when you come into puberty kid and your sharingan levels up💀💀TOBI IS A GOOD BOI AND SASUKE IS A KONOHA DEFECTOR LIKE YOU KID!! nO 1 iN aCaDeMy good for you 🥱🥱who's your sensei Shikamaru? Neji? Wait no Neji is DEAD. So you think Itachi's bastard kid will be Hokage and not you? You don't want to be Hokage? what will you run away like your dad and live outside the law🙄🙄bet you wish you were half as cool as me. 😎you want to know what happened to my face? you're not ready to know what happened to my face. spoiled little brats like you and baby Arashi will never know what it takes to be a ninja.
Sinba rushes at TOBI dressed as a JEDI and holds out an orange jack o lantern for candy--
"TRICK OR TREAT🎃! SMELL MY FEET🦶🏻! GIMME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT🤗! IF YOU DON'T🤚🏻! I DON'T CARE😶🌫️! I'LL PULL DOWN YOUR UNDERWEAR🩲!" 🎃🖤😊😂☺️🧛🏻👻🐈⬛🦇🍫🍬
SINBA PULLS TOBI'S PANTS AND RUNS AWAY!!!!
OH NO WHAT HAPPENED TO TOBI'S UNDERWEAR?!
*pulls underwear back up and runs after Jedi Sinba with candy*
SINBA FORGOT THE CANDY TOBI'S LITTLE WORMY LEFT FOR TOBI! 🍫🍬🎃🐈⬛🦇👻