Hidan飛段

DIVINE JUDGEMENT AWAITS HEATHENS

[hidan-anon]

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[shisuiuchiha]

Shisui was sitting on the hot pavement, leaning against a wall. The burning sun felt nice, he was glad that it was finally warm. Summer was so welcome. It was slightly cooler today than it had been, which was fine but Shisui was done with rain.. he had headphones on and he was listening to a podcast about Hashirama, his life and death. Shisui laughed quietly thinking back to when he and Naruto were planning to campaign to be Hokage.

He'd be the first Uchiha hokage.. such was the dream once. He and Naruto had both seemed to completely forget the idea by now. He would have to remind him..

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

A few blocks away Naruto was plotting with @hidan-anon.

"You got the plan?"

They were holding water balloons filled with ice cold slushies.

[hidan-anon]

6 year old Hidan giggled madly! He was holding 2 water balloons with Shisui's name on it! They were sticky and attract the flies!

"HEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEE! I'M READY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He took off to where Shisui was sitting and took aim, tossing them at him as soon as he got close!

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

[shisuiuchiha]

🅉🄴🅃🅂🅄 🄸🅂 🄰 🄶🄾🄾🄳 🄱🄾🄸

Oh Zetsu! You're back! 👋 Are you here to stay?!

Do you ever send asks to Obito or does he ignore them..

[hidan-anon]

(Adult Hidan)

WHAT IN TARNATION! ZETSU MY RADIANT SKIN EXFOLIATOR! You came back to us HOMEFRIES!

@zetsu-anon

[shisuiuchiha]

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[hidan-anon]

HECK YEAH YOU BET YOUR TUSH I AM!

[hidan-anon]

6 year old Hidan rushes up to @mikoto-uchiha carrying a diamond necklace for her!

"Happy Mother's Day lady! This here present is for you hehehehe!"

He holds out a necklace he may have pilfered from another lady's bedroom, but he meant it as a present! @mikoto-uchiha

[byakugone-deactivated20151010]

the best line in all of naruto 

[hidan-anon]

BABY HIDAN RAMEN FOR YOU 🧡

Ramen! He never had ramen before! Blessed be! These folks just loved him didn't they? He was loved and appreciated and thought of more than he knew! Why he was mighty pleased with this food gift! "Thank you gladly sir! I'll eat it right away! Hehehehehe!" What a swell treat! He didn't know how to use these chopsticks which wasn't an issue. He just picked up the bowl and started slurping.

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

"It's not spicy don't worry! YABAI! That's how I eat my ramen too!" Naruto grinned and picked up his bowl, slurping his ramen the same way!!!

"By the way I'm not a SIR ehehehehehehe! I'm UZUMAKI NARUTO! STRONGEST NINJA IN ALL 8 SHINOBI LANDS! No 1 Biggest Knucklehead! PRESIDENT OF THE UCHIHA FANCLUB! FUTURE HOKAGE OF KONOHA!"

A beat.

"But you can call me Naruto." He grinned.

[hidan-anon]

Boy Hidan sure made a mess! The food was gosh darn delicious though! He wiped his mouth and aaaaaaaaaaaaaah-ed. He blinked at Naruto, what'd he say he was again?

"I'm Hidan.. You can call me mancub." Hehe, he liked that little moniker. Suited him. Gosh this was sure a yummy meal. "What's that pink swirly thing in your bowl Nart?" Why he didn't have a pink and white swirly thing in his!

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

"OLD MAN! ANOTHER BOWL OF MY SIGNATURE NONSPICY MISO PORK RAMEN WITH NARUTOMAKI!"

A brand spankin new bowl appeared in front of Hidan.

"The pink and white is fish cake! It's a type of kamaboko also known as Narutomaki! Try it!" Naruto picked up his chopsticks and handed them to Hidan, then picked up a pair showing him how hold them the right way. "Look, you place the chopsticks between your thumb and index finger and use them as pincers!!" He flexed his fingers.

[hidan-anon]

Hidan dropped the chopsticks he didn't care for them. He picked up the fish cake and nibbled on it. It was alright nothing special.

"Boy this broth sure is good!" He slurped his noodles. "Wish I had a glass of some cold water to wash it down some.." was this Nart smart enough to take hints?

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

He brings cold water for them both and pours glasses. "There you go! Any time you want to eat anything at all? Just let me know! I know all the yummy food places!"

[hidan-anon]

Boy oh boy he had a meal ticket right here! Hidan couldn't believe his little ears is what it was! He put down his glass and smacked his lips. He saw a vending machine full of cookies and cupcakes!

"Why, that there looks mighty tasty that does!" He hopped down and ran to the vending machine.

[hidan-anon]

BABY HIDAN RAMEN FOR YOU 🧡

Ramen! He never had ramen before! Blessed be! These folks just loved him didn't they? He was loved and appreciated and thought of more than he knew! Why he was mighty pleased with this food gift! "Thank you gladly sir! I'll eat it right away! Hehehehehe!" What a swell treat! He didn't know how to use these chopsticks which wasn't an issue. He just picked up the bowl and started slurping.

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

"It's not spicy don't worry! YABAI! That's how I eat my ramen too!" Naruto grinned and picked up his bowl, slurping his ramen the same way!!!

"By the way I'm not a SIR ehehehehehehe! I'm UZUMAKI NARUTO! STRONGEST NINJA IN ALL 8 SHINOBI LANDS! No 1 Biggest Knucklehead! PRESIDENT OF THE UCHIHA FANCLUB! FUTURE HOKAGE OF KONOHA!"

A beat.

"But you can call me Naruto." He grinned.

[hidan-anon]

Boy Hidan sure made a mess! The food was gosh darn delicious though! He wiped his mouth and aaaaaaaaaaaaaah-ed. He blinked at Naruto, what'd he say he was again?

"I'm Hidan.. You can call me mancub." Hehe, he liked that little moniker. Suited him. Gosh this was sure a yummy meal. "What's that pink swirly thing in your bowl Nart?" Why he didn't have a pink and white swirly thing in his!

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

"OLD MAN! ANOTHER BOWL OF MY SIGNATURE NONSPICY MISO PORK RAMEN WITH NARUTOMAKI!"

A brand spankin new bowl appeared in front of Hidan.

"The pink and white is fish cake! It's a type of kamaboko also known as Narutomaki! Try it!" Naruto picked up his chopsticks and handed them to Hidan, then picked up a pair showing him how hold them the right way. "Look, you place the chopsticks between your thumb and index finger and use them as pincers!!" He flexed his fingers.

[hidan-anon]

Hidan dropped the chopsticks he didn't care for them. He picked up the fish cake and nibbled on it. It was alright nothing special.

"Boy this broth sure is good!" He slurped his noodles. "Wish I had a glass of some cold water to wash it down some.." was this Nart smart enough to take hints?

[hidan-anon]

BABY HIDAN RAMEN FOR YOU 🧡

Ramen! He never had ramen before! Blessed be! These folks just loved him didn't they? He was loved and appreciated and thought of more than he knew! Why he was mighty pleased with this food gift! "Thank you gladly sir! I'll eat it right away! Hehehehehe!" What a swell treat! He didn't know how to use these chopsticks which wasn't an issue. He just picked up the bowl and started slurping.

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

"It's not spicy don't worry! YABAI! That's how I eat my ramen too!" Naruto grinned and picked up his bowl, slurping his ramen the same way!!!

"By the way I'm not a SIR ehehehehehehe! I'm UZUMAKI NARUTO! STRONGEST NINJA IN ALL 8 SHINOBI LANDS! No 1 Biggest Knucklehead! PRESIDENT OF THE UCHIHA FANCLUB! FUTURE HOKAGE OF KONOHA!"

A beat.

"But you can call me Naruto." He grinned.

[hidan-anon]

Boy Hidan sure made a mess! The food was gosh darn delicious though! He wiped his mouth and aaaaaaaaaaaaaah-ed. He blinked at Naruto, what'd he say he was again?

"I'm Hidan.. You can call me mancub." Hehe, he liked that little moniker. Suited him. Gosh this was sure a yummy meal. "What's that pink swirly thing in your bowl Nart?" Why he didn't have a pink and white swirly thing in his!

[hidan-anon]

BABY HIDAN RAMEN FOR YOU 🧡

Ramen! He never had ramen before! Blessed be! These folks just loved him didn't they? He was loved and appreciated and thought of more than he knew! Why he was mighty pleased with this food gift! "Thank you gladly sir! I'll eat it right away! Hehehehehe!" What a swell treat! He didn't know how to use these chopsticks which wasn't an issue. He just picked up the bowl and started slurping.

[hidan-anon]

Hidan does do drugs. Ella doesn't. Just needed to make that distinction.

[lago-morpha]

sorry for the reddit meme but me actually

[msxfive]

Makes sense

Cr: Matt Bailey

[msxfive]

Idk what to post, so you get this.

[eesirachs]

if theres one thing god loves to do, it's tear bodies open—at seams, towards ribs, of water, into entrails, for covenants. name something more sacred to him than (w)holes in the R/real

[louisegluck]

Ocean Vuong, from “Reasons for Staying.” [ID in alt text]

[streetobservatorium]

"Oppression -overwhelming control- is necrophilic; it is nourished by love of death, not life."

- Paulo Freire