#satan is dramatic

[satan-the-avatar-of-wrath]

*ahem* *in a somewhat squeaky diavolo voice* oh Lucifer dear you are so beautiful and radiant as if the sun was shining down on you but will you accept my love for you?

*Satan puffs out his chest and extends his hand*

Of course my dearrrrr Diavolo, there is nothing I love more in ANY of the realms!

*Spins like a fairy and cracks up laughing*

[satan-the-avatar-of-wrath]

SAUSAGE FINGERS I’M WHEEZING—

!! You'll hurt my pride if you say that out loud *dramatically puts hand to his forehead and tilts head back* oh my pride!